"I regret that I have but one daughter to give to my Party."
Posted on 03/19/2024 8:34:13 AM PDT by John Semmens
Biden presidential campaign co-chair Sen. Chris Coons (D-DE) cited the disparity in how the government has decided to deal with each man's mishandling of classified documents "as a litmus test that voters can use to determine who they should vote for in November."
"Both are public figures who had classified documents in their possession," Coons admitted. "Trump is under indictment on 40 felony charges and could be sent to prison, but President Biden has been cleared of culpability by Special counsel Robert Hur because he is a well-meaning elderly man with a poor memory. President Biden has shown over and over his respect for the independence of the Department of Justice and for the independence of the Attorney General he appointed and could fire any time he wants. Trump, on the other hand, has repeatedly disrespected the judicial process, calling it a witch hunt and selective prosecution."
"I think voters will see these contrasting behaviors and conclude that President Biden is a gracious winner and Trump is a sore loser," Coons predicted. "President Biden doesn't come off as a brilliant man, but he has repeatedly managed to dodge all the accusations of plagiarism, bribery, sexual harassment, and incompetence that have been levied against him during his 50-year career in government. As he told Mr. Hur, 'the Chinese government funded my professorship at Penn University. They gave me money and I didn't have to do anything.' Trump never got any money from the Chinese government, but he has inspired many prosecutors to want to put him behind bars. Seeing this, I'm confident that voters will mark their ballots for Joe Biden."
In related news, in a bipartisan vote that included 14 Democrats, the House of Representatives passed a resolution condemning President Biden "for causing the worst immigration-border security crisis in American history." Rep. Henry Cuellar (D-Tex) said "orderly legal immigration is a benefit to America, but the flood of unvetted invaders is dangerous and financially burdensome. President Biden already has the authority to take steps to control the border, but he refuses to do so. He deserves to be condemned for dereliction of duty."
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So one of the most wretched leftists in the Senate wants Biden back? Whoa, stop the presses!
"I regret that I have but one daughter to give to my Party."
Coons is just projecting, as usual.
Coons is an embarrassment to Delaware.
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