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A Little Fun, John Kerry Haikus
20 OCT 04 | abn11b

Posted on 10/19/2004 8:59:48 PM PDT by abn11b

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To: abn11b
All so many ways..
Kick myself again and again.
Just like Albert Gore.
21 posted on 10/19/2004 9:37:30 PM PDT by weegee (Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
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To: Hugin

That's very good!


22 posted on 10/19/2004 9:37:30 PM PDT by jocon307 (Don't let Australia down: Re-elect President Bush!)
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To: abn11b

strong in my khakis
throwing balls on the tarmac
I look very good


23 posted on 10/19/2004 9:38:22 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: abn11b

Oh no, not again
won't the Swifties ever stop
running those damned ads?


24 posted on 10/19/2004 9:39:28 PM PDT by Hugin
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To: abn11b

Election is soon.
No time to go skiing now.
I need more photos!!!


25 posted on 10/19/2004 9:40:27 PM PDT by weegee (Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
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To: Hugin

That is nice!


26 posted on 10/19/2004 9:40:47 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: abn11b
Yale and Switzerland,
Bred "better," and arrogant,
Doomed by his nature.

Congressman Billybob

Latest column, "Mein Fuhrer, I Can Valk!"

27 posted on 10/19/2004 9:41:26 PM PDT by Congressman Billybob (Visit: www.ArmorforCongress.com please.)
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To: Hugin

Stupid bunny suit.
I was a hero in 'nam.
NASA budget cut?!!!


28 posted on 10/19/2004 9:41:51 PM PDT by weegee (Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
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To: weegee

woman so earthy
and so very, very rich
how to shut her up?


29 posted on 10/19/2004 9:42:28 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: abn11b

By the way, how old is the little one? I miss burping a baby.


30 posted on 10/19/2004 9:43:24 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: abn11b

Silky pony mane
Edwards why won't you love me
Your wife is a beast


31 posted on 10/19/2004 9:45:03 PM PDT by rocky88 (" John Kerry: The boy with his nose pressed up against the glass.")
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To: NetSurfer

Cheat and cheat again
lie and lie and spin
or a liberal cannot win


32 posted on 10/19/2004 9:45:47 PM PDT by F.J. Mitchell (The liberal Democrats are properly redefining themselves as the pro-aggressive party.)
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To: Congressman Billybob

Springsteen sang for Johns.
Hollyweird showed its colors.
Not the boss of ME!


33 posted on 10/19/2004 9:46:04 PM PDT by weegee (Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
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To: abn11b; mikrofon; martin_fierro
Lanky Lurchlike lib,
He is the man with the plan:
A big tax haiku.
34 posted on 10/19/2004 9:48:39 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Gesundheit!)
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To: abn11b

Insulted the troops.
Hanoi Jane and John told lies
Made it his life's work.


35 posted on 10/19/2004 9:49:21 PM PDT by weegee (Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
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To: weegee

So much at stake now.
Civil War Two is brewing.
Libs riot in streets.


36 posted on 10/19/2004 9:51:45 PM PDT by weegee (Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
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Have I told you yet?
I am a Vietnam vet
Offensive as Tet.
37 posted on 10/19/2004 9:52:18 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Hanoi Haiku.)
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To: weegee

The air is rank
would someone flush the Johns
into the septic tank?


38 posted on 10/19/2004 9:53:57 PM PDT by F.J. Mitchell (The liberal Democrats are properly redefining themselves as the pro-aggressive party.)
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To: abn11b

I served my country
They were war criminals
vote for me I served


39 posted on 10/19/2004 9:57:21 PM PDT by aft_lizard (Actually i voted for John Kerry before I voted against him.)
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To: abn11b
Liquid tomatoes
Money pouring slowly out
Anticipation
40 posted on 10/19/2004 9:59:12 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Heinz Haiku.)
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