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A Little Fun, John Kerry Haikus
20 OCT 04 | abn11b

Posted on 10/19/2004 8:59:48 PM PDT by abn11b

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To: abn11b

Dogs covered in Ketchup
fifty overseas factories
makes john a liar


41 posted on 10/19/2004 10:03:56 PM PDT by aft_lizard (Actually i voted for John Kerry before I voted against him.)
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To: aft_lizard

'bout the size of it.
You nailed John Kerry with that.
Hats off to you, man.


42 posted on 10/19/2004 10:04:27 PM PDT by weegee (Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
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To: abn11b
This is my birthright
I deserve all the power:
The cartel promised!

I know what I'll do--
I'll insert the old "L" word;
Christians don't like that.

I just don't get it!
Instead of staying away,
They're voting for Bush!

43 posted on 10/19/2004 10:10:53 PM PDT by Scothia (If you pray for rain, prepare to deal with some mud.)
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To: aft_lizard

nice one except only
six sylables in line two
maybe "they were all"?


44 posted on 10/19/2004 10:12:56 PM PDT by Hugin
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To: Hugin

yeah I meant that darnnit. I was putting dashes between syllables to keep up and when I went back I must have deleted the all.


45 posted on 10/19/2004 10:16:21 PM PDT by aft_lizard (Actually i voted for John Kerry before I voted against him.)
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To: abn11b

Kerry performed well,
Then "Mary's a lesbian"
Now he will lose bad.


46 posted on 10/19/2004 10:21:16 PM PDT by RightOnTheLeftCoast (You're it)
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To: Hugin

Never seen this here.
Haiku responses to posts.
Try it on all threads?


47 posted on 10/19/2004 10:26:17 PM PDT by weegee (Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
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To: Scothia

October surprise.
Lurch Excommunicated.
Game over, John Boy.


48 posted on 10/19/2004 10:30:06 PM PDT by weegee (Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
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To: RightOnTheLeftCoast

Accusing Mary
Hey, Mister Subliminal
Watch out for Breck Girl


49 posted on 10/19/2004 10:33:19 PM PDT by ladysnape (Is it more dangerous to be naive, or to be naive AND dangerous?)
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Silky Pony hair
He can spend all day on it
Next a manicure


50 posted on 10/19/2004 10:43:40 PM PDT by ladysnape (Is it more dangerous to be naive, or to be naive AND dangerous?)
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To: weegee

sure, why not try it
I don't suppose it could hurt
have a little fun


51 posted on 10/19/2004 10:46:26 PM PDT by Hugin
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To: ladysnape

Silky pony boy.
Primping and preening all day.
Wasn't there for brains.

52 posted on 10/19/2004 10:52:57 PM PDT by weegee (Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
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To: Hugin

Count your syllables
Writing Haikus can be fun
Like playing Scrabble?


53 posted on 10/19/2004 10:54:57 PM PDT by ladysnape (Is it more dangerous to be naive, or to be naive AND dangerous?)
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To: abn11b

Pretty little pills.
One a day for mental health.
"No pain... lights... go... out..."

54 posted on 10/19/2004 10:57:38 PM PDT by weegee (Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
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To: weegee

His eyes have no lines
Stares in the mirror all day
Ready for close-up


55 posted on 10/19/2004 10:59:44 PM PDT by ladysnape (Is it more dangerous to be naive, or to be naive AND dangerous?)
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To: ladysnape

Sat in front of lights.
All day waiting to go on air.
"Can I go HO-O-O-OM-M-M-E NO-O-O-OW-W???"


56 posted on 10/19/2004 11:02:32 PM PDT by weegee (Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
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To: weegee

Ambulance chaser
And yet he's the Silky One
A heartbeat away...


57 posted on 10/19/2004 11:07:14 PM PDT by ladysnape (Is it more dangerous to be naive, or to be naive AND dangerous?)
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To: abn11b; martin_fierro; mikrofon
I approved this thread
Haikus pass the global test
Orient Express
58 posted on 10/19/2004 11:11:57 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Orient Express themselves in haiku.)
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I'm John Edwards and
I'm reporting for beauty!
Do you like my hair?

59 posted on 10/19/2004 11:17:15 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Hairdo haiku.)
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Gambling on your life?
Terrorists just a nuisance?
A victimless crime.


60 posted on 10/19/2004 11:20:01 PM PDT by ladysnape (Is it more dangerous to be naive, or to be naive AND dangerous?)
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