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A Little Fun, John Kerry Haikus
20 OCT 04 | abn11b

Posted on 10/19/2004 8:59:48 PM PDT by abn11b

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To: Charles Henrickson

Hee hee hee hee hee! Early morning laffs.


61 posted on 10/19/2004 11:22:33 PM PDT by weegee (Jean Kerry: "Je suis un singe qui mange le fromage de la rédition")
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To: Charles Henrickson


Primp once more for luck
Mirror, mirror in my hand
A hair's out of place


62 posted on 10/19/2004 11:31:27 PM PDT by ladysnape (Is it more dangerous to be naive, or to be naive AND dangerous?)
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To: abn11b

No Haiku, how about a limerick?

There once was a man named John Kerry
His ideas as President were scary
He flips on this
And flops on that
And his running mate looks like a fairy


63 posted on 10/20/2004 4:29:55 AM PDT by fredhead (War is cruelty, and you cannot refine it - Gen. William Tecumseh Sherman)
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To: abn11b

Not a liberal
what then, lying sack of sh*t?
Tereza's toadie


64 posted on 10/20/2004 5:26:16 AM PDT by tx_eggman ("There is no safety for honest men but by believing all possible evil of evil men." --Edmund Burke)
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To: Charles Henrickson; abn11b; martin_fierro

Four points down, so late
Desperate need for Hail Mary
Hut, hut, hut, haiku

65 posted on 10/20/2004 5:50:16 AM PDT by mikrofon (A Rolling Stone cover gathers no mas votas...)
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To: abn11b

Kerry has a plan
Bush has some secret plans
I plan to vote Bush


66 posted on 10/20/2004 8:10:54 AM PDT by So Cal Rocket (Proud Member: Internet Pajama Wearers for Truth)
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To: abn11b; SortaBichy; RanchoStash
Walking on water,
I will let them rise and walk.
Why did Edwards talk?
67 posted on 10/20/2004 10:22:41 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (Democrats: appear in September, leavin' November 3 - worse than a 1-night stand...)
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To: fredhead

There once was man who loved to primp
He wife almost the size of a blimp
He'd fuss and he'd preen
He loved to be seen
But only if his hair wasn't limp


68 posted on 10/21/2004 9:19:23 AM PDT by ladysnape (Is it more dangerous to be naive, or to be naive AND dangerous?)
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To: abn11b
I have a good plan
But I will not tell the world,
It is the best plan
69 posted on 10/21/2004 1:33:46 PM PDT by melbell (groovy)
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To: abn11b

Expected to walk in mud--
Goosehunting is crude.
Then Edwards came up behind.


70 posted on 10/21/2004 1:40:49 PM PDT by Palladin (Proud to be a FReeper!)
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To: weegee

haiku post is nice
stupid trolls cannot count high
keep us clean and safe

skerry john, nam vet
his plan of plans not yet met
woe, whine, cry and burn

Freepers rule, say we
DU'ers drool, none deny
Eagles up say we!


71 posted on 10/21/2004 1:52:47 PM PDT by GRRRRR (This President, THIS TIME! Ron Silver, RNC Convention Speech)
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To: abn11b

I am not a dork!
The S.O.B. pushed me down
Like my pumpkin tan?


72 posted on 10/21/2004 3:17:41 PM PDT by Nea Wood (I considered atheism but there weren't enough holidays.)
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To: abn11b

Dead goose in my hand

Shotgun shows I'm Joe Average

clean my bird peasant!


73 posted on 10/21/2004 5:22:25 PM PDT by abn11b (Interdum Feror Cupidine Partium Magnarum Europae Vincendarum)
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To: abn11b

They say I flip-flop
But Teresa speaks her mind
Costing me the job


I'm a moderate
One consistent position
Bush is mean to me


Edwards is a twit
I should have chosen Howard
Screaming Dean gets votes


Michael Moore's my friend
But I sent him out-of-state
Eating all my food

Oh brother. This was a good idea. I'm sure I'll be back, because I'll still be thinking up Haikus long after I've logged off. Thanks a lot! :o


74 posted on 10/22/2004 1:17:48 AM PDT by PrtzlLogic
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