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MORFORD: The Best Gizmo You Don't Have
San Francisco Chronicle ^
| Mark Morford
Posted on 10/07/2005 5:52:21 AM PDT by SmithL
See parents. Check on pets. Stare into a lover's eyes. Or up her dress. Buy one nowThis much we know: There are only a finite number of breaths left in your life. There are only a finite number of times you will have sex in an elevator and a finite number of times you will drink $200 bottles of wine and a finite number of times you will scream your orgasmic joys and endure horrible Texas presidents and eat raw oysters and buy $250 designer jeans and suck down too much Halloween candy and howl at the moon. And so on.
(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...
TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: fruitbat; morfordite; offhismeds; outofbatteries; sandinhisvagina; whiningpansy
You've been warned!
posted on 10/07/2005 5:52:26 AM PDT
I have a "Gizmo", he is a Yorkie.
posted on 10/07/2005 12:15:15 PM PDT
BANANA-SNIFFING MOONBAT ALERT!
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