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North Korean Explosion Not Nuclear (Humor)
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| 10/9/06
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Posted on 10/09/2006 6:51:36 AM PDT by MineralMan
This Just In:
Nuclear Explosion just Kimchee!
Scientists have determined that no nuclear explosion took place in North Korea yesterday. Instead, it was determined that the explosion that caused the 4.2 seismic event was merely a large batch of buried kimchee that exploded due to an excess of gas.
Kimchee is a highly-seasoned Korean fermented cabbage dish, popular in that country. It is often prepared by burying the pot containing the fermenting in the earth until fermentation reaches the desired level. As with all fermented food items, the fermentation releases carbon dioxide gas. If the container is sealed, an explosion may occur.
UN investigators are checking CO2 levels at this time, to determine whether further global warming may occur due to this large batch of kimchee. They are being thwarted in their investigations, however, due to a foul stench emitted by the fragments of kimchee scattered near the site of the explosion.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: kimchee; northkorea; nuclear; satire
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A little leavening of the discussion.
To: MineralMan
Can't be. Cabbage must be eaten before it has that kind of yield.
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posted on
10/09/2006 6:52:55 AM PDT
by
LIConFem
(Just opened a new seafood restaurant in Great Britain, called "Squid Pro Quid")
To: MineralMan; Admin Moderator
Maybe you should add (HUMOR) to the title.
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posted on
10/09/2006 6:53:16 AM PDT
by
Chuck54
( "Your right to privacy is not as important as my right to live".)
To: MineralMan
"Why, don't you understand, man? You've struck cole slaw!"
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posted on
10/09/2006 6:53:32 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: MineralMan
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posted on
10/09/2006 6:53:40 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Chuck54
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posted on
10/09/2006 6:53:55 AM PDT
by
NinoFan
To: MineralMan
Much like brain surgery, humor is often best left to professionals.
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posted on
10/09/2006 6:55:27 AM PDT
by
Mr. Lucky
To: LIConFem
Kim Chee is fermented/pickled cabbage.............
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posted on
10/09/2006 6:55:45 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(CONGRESS NEEDS TO BE DE-FOLEY-ATED...............................)
To: Chuck54; Admin Moderator
You're right. Thanks to the mod!
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posted on
10/09/2006 6:56:49 AM PDT
by
MineralMan
(Non-evangelical Atheist)
To: MineralMan
It can't be a kimchee explosion. The North Commies ate the last remaining bit of cabbage years ago!
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To: MineralMan
I love Kimchee. I can't wait to visit Korea again for the food.
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posted on
10/09/2006 6:58:15 AM PDT
by
Glenn
(Annoy a BushBot...Think for yourself.)
To: Red Badger
Is it really?????? LOL!!!
Yeah, I know what Kim chee is (I happen to be a big fan). I was just makin' a joke. Didn't expect the Pedant Brigade to get all upset with me.
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posted on
10/09/2006 6:59:06 AM PDT
by
LIConFem
(Just opened a new seafood restaurant in Great Britain, called "Squid Pro Quid")
To: dfwgator
"Why, don't you understand, man? You've struck cole slaw!"Actually, closer to sauerkraut.
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posted on
10/09/2006 6:59:29 AM PDT
by
JimRed
("Hey, hey, Teddy K., how many girls did you drown today?" (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help m)
To: MineralMan
A little leavening of the discussion.
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Poor timing man! there's a time to be funny, and it should be labeled. When freepers are looking for information at crisis time this bullshit get in the way. ITS NOT FUNNY RIGHT NOW.
To: Glenn
Kimchee love Glenn long time.
To: MineralMan
Aha! They're working on that cure for Bird Flu...you're onto something.
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posted on
10/09/2006 7:01:38 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(Meep Meep)
To: JimRed
I know, but I was quoting from MASH.
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posted on
10/09/2006 7:02:48 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: MineralMan
Just can't laugh about this yet...
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posted on
10/09/2006 7:04:09 AM PDT
by
Damifino
(The true measure of a man is found in what he would do if he knew no one would ever find out.)
To: LIConFem
If you pack 10k Koreans in a large room and feed them kimchee 3 times a day for a month....................
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posted on
10/09/2006 7:08:22 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(CONGRESS NEEDS TO BE DE-FOLEY-ATED...............................)
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