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1 posted on 06/26/2007 11:24:48 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia

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Florida + pond = gator

It’s not worth the cost of the ball

2 posted on 06/26/2007 11:26:07 AM PDT by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)

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4 posted on 06/26/2007 11:27:40 AM PDT by Clam Digger

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That is some water trap they have there./s

5 posted on 06/26/2007 11:28:00 AM PDT by teacherwoes ("It is vain to expect a well-balanced government without a well-balanced society" -Gideon Welles)

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The One-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Eater

Well I saw the thing coming out of the sky

It had one long horn and one big eye

I commenced to shakin' and I said oo-wee

It looks like a purple people eater to me

It was a one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater Sure looks good to me

Well, he came down to earth and he lit in a tree

I said mr Purple People Eater don't eat me

I heard him say in a voice so gruff

I wouldn't eat you 'cos you're too tough

It was a one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater

It sure looks strange to me

I said mr Purple People Eater what's your line

He said eating purple people and it sure is fine

But that's not the reason that I came to land

I wanna get a job in a rock 'n roll band

Well, bless my soul rock 'n roll flying' purple people eater

Pigeon-toed under-growed flyin' purple people eater

one-eyed one-horned it was a people eater

What a sight to see

Well, he swung from the tree and he lit on the ground

he started to rock really rockin' around

It was a crazy ditty with a swinging tune

Wop bop a lula wop bam boom

one-eyes one-horned flying people eater

Ooh, it sure looks strange to me

Well he went on his way and then what do you know

I saw him last night on a TV show

He was a blowin' it out and really knockin' them dead

Playing rock 'n roll music through the horn in his head

7 posted on 06/26/2007 11:28:43 AM PDT by Hi Heels (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)

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9 posted on 06/26/2007 11:28:53 AM PDT by Andy from Beaverton (I'm so anti-pc, I use a Mac)

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Did it cost him a stroke?

10 posted on 06/26/2007 11:28:55 AM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)

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11 posted on 06/26/2007 11:29:03 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG (Apparently now my party considers me an "ugly nativist".)

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Sounds like the Gator in Happy Gilmore. I think that one was blind in one eye as well....

12 posted on 06/26/2007 11:29:36 AM PDT by rightwingextremist1776

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Now THAT’s a serious water hazard....

14 posted on 06/26/2007 11:30:00 AM PDT by Kenton (All vices in moderation. I don't want to overdo any but I don't want to skip any either.)

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16 posted on 06/26/2007 11:31:15 AM PDT by gridlock (The only reason our backs are to McCain now is that he went back there to stick in the knife.)

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More sloppy writing. Did he “almost lose a limb”, or was he “not seriously injured”? Personally I would call those two statements incompatible.

17 posted on 06/26/2007 11:31:32 AM PDT by -YYZ- (Strong like bull, smart like ox.)

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Hmmm, wonder if the PGA will adopt these type of hazards on the tour? Make golf on TV more interesting.

18 posted on 06/26/2007 11:32:54 AM PDT by Mac94

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change his name to lefty

20 posted on 06/26/2007 11:34:26 AM PDT by Retired Greyhound

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The Mullah Omar of alligators!

21 posted on 06/26/2007 11:34:37 AM PDT by Obadiah

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So what did he end up shooting?

24 posted on 06/26/2007 11:38:44 AM PDT by robertpaulsen

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I hate it when that happens.

28 posted on 06/26/2007 11:43:52 AM PDT by Palladin (NO Shamnesty!!!)

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"Burger used his left arm to beat the reptile until it freed him."

If he had used a 3-iron to beat the reptile, would those strokes count?

33 posted on 06/26/2007 12:01:36 PM PDT by robertpaulsen

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Right in the middle of mating season? This guy was CrAzY!

37 posted on 06/26/2007 12:12:42 PM PDT by Daffynition (Label Warning: Formerly known as "rainbow sprinkles")

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A man who lost his ball in a golf course pond

Forget to keep both hands over his dingaling.

39 posted on 06/26/2007 2:37:32 PM PDT by Sherman Logan (Diversity in theory is the enemy of diversity in practice.)

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