Dear Abby: Husband remains in the dark about wife's nighttime visitor

Dear Abby on uExpress ^ | March 17, 2008 | "Dear Abby" (Jeanne Phillips)

[EveningStar]

DEAR ABBY: I am 27, and my wife, "Marybeth," is 26. We recently went to my folks' house for supper. That evening a heavy snowstorm was starting and, because the trip home is 30 miles, we decided to stay overnight.

My old bedroom is upstairs, as are the rooms of my brothers, ages 25, 24 and 22. The guest room is downstairs. Because the room is quite small, and Marybeth said she felt a cold coming on, we decided I'd sleep in my old room.

The next day, while we were driving home, Marybeth told me she was glad I had come to her room after all and made love to her.

Abby, it wasn't me! She had mistaken one of my brothers for me in the darkness. We are all about the same size and build...

[EveningStar]

TaЯd ping!

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[EveningStar]

ping

[ClearCase_guy]

They all sound like winners.

[martin_fierro]

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[ikka]

Do you think this is even true, or just made up?

[Richard Kimball]

Oh yeah. I believe that. “Dear Penthouse Advisor...” Somebody’s goofing on Dear Abby.

[EveningStar]

I have no idea.

[Richard Kimball]

I think somebody’s goofing on Dear Abby. I just can’t believe she fell for it. Wonder if I should send her a letter from Mike Hunt?

[jdm]

Actually, it's Playboy that has the Advisor and Penthouse that has the Forum and Letters (I think). Not that I would know.

[martin_fierro]

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"Dear Abby -- You'll never believe what happened..."

[Slip18]

Exactamento, Marteen. In the darkness or not, I would know if it were my husband or not. DUHHHHH!

[papasmurf]

We are all about the same size and build...

Obviously not!

Marybeth told me she was glad I had come to her room after all and made love to her.

Teeheeheee

[Slip18]

As I recall Abigail Van Buren’s columns years ago, she got some creepy and funny mail from folks. She would not put them in her column. She thought they might be college students trying to outwit her.

[Richard Kimball]

It’s been a while since I’ve read either. I think you’re correct, though. Playboy always used to get questions like “Should I wear an ascot?” Penthouse got letters that said, “I’m writing this letter in the nude, then I’m going to sit on it.” Or was that National Lampoon?

[cherry]

so three grown men live with their parents?....I hesitate to even guess what kind of people they are.....

[grey_whiskers]

Tell him to run for governor and he can return the favor.

Cheers!

[JesusBmyGod]

Ping to you! Thought you’d enjoy this.

[Enterprise]

"Honest," she said, "I didn't know it wasn't you!"