Dear Abby: Husband remains in the dark about wife's nighttime visitor

Dear Abby on uExpress ^ | March 17, 2008 | "Dear Abby" (Jeanne Phillips)

[RDTF]

thanks for the laugh

[al baby]

STOLT FROM AL BABY BAD ES BAD ES

[EveningStar]

Not stolt from, inspired by :)

[ricks_place]

"They were are all about the same size...

...except #9 was a little small" - Ashley

[Charles Henrickson]

Abby, it wasn't me! She had mistaken one of my brothers for me in the darkness.

The heartbreak of David Paterson Syndrome.

[CarrotAndStick]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1837249/posts

Who’s Your Daddy? Paternity Battle Between [identical twin] Brothers

[Zevonismymuse]

I think somebody’s goofing on Dear Abby. I just can’t believe she fell for it.

Fell for it? I thought the old hag wrote it herself.

I've read her column most of my life but I am no big fan.

[Apercu]

Must have been “The Midnight Rambler”, M.Jagger.

[EveningStar]

The original Abby suffers from Alzheimer’s. Her daughter has written the column since sometime in 2002.

[mowowie]

hehe...

[Slings and Arrows]

Was that "Dear Abby" or "Dear Penthouse"?

[glock rocks]

Wonder if I should send her a letter from Mike Hunt?

LOL. Or Mike Hawk?

[Mr. Silverback]

I think someone's yanking her chain...but whether it's true or not, Jeanne Phillips has proven she is the dumbest woman with the following: While you and your brothers may have a strong family resemblance, I find it hard to believe that you all smell, taste and make love like clones. So please do not accept as gospel that your wife didn't have an inkling that it wasn't you.

Um...moron, if his wife had thought it might not be him, why would she ever mention it to him? What an idiot.

[Ronin]

Some form of insulation in case the other brother spilled the beans first?

I dunno. Seems like a weird family anyhow.

[Beowulf9]

‘true or made up’

Come on, is any room really ever THAT dark you can’t see to that extent?

Also, tell me this person didn’t make a sound through the whole thing. She would recognize her husbands voice.

And on the instinct level she must’ve recognized him, give me a break.

[A CA Guy]

The wife probably told him that to joke with him.

[linn37]

How much Nyquil was involved? hmmmmm?

[ravinson]

The part about having three brothers is what gives it away as totally bogus (unless it happened in Hyannis Port).

[Global2010]

Outsourcing of Mental Health

Outsourcing of Mental Health
 
 I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.
 
 Got a call center in Pakistan.
 I told them I was feeling suicidal.
 
 They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck

[Global2010]

Well someone got stuck more than in the snow.