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Dear Abby: Husband remains in the dark about wife's nighttime visitor
Dear Abby on uExpress ^
| March 17, 2008
| "Dear Abby" (Jeanne Phillips)
Posted on 03/17/2008 8:00:39 PM PDT by EveningStar
DEAR ABBY: I am 27, and my wife, "Marybeth," is 26. We recently went to my folks' house for supper. That evening a heavy snowstorm was starting and, because the trip home is 30 miles, we decided to stay overnight.
My old bedroom is upstairs, as are the rooms of my brothers, ages 25, 24 and 22. The guest room is downstairs. Because the room is quite small, and Marybeth said she felt a cold coming on, we decided I'd sleep in my old room.
The next day, while we were driving home, Marybeth told me she was glad I had come to her room after all and made love to her.
Abby, it wasn't me! She had mistaken one of my brothers for me in the darkness. We are all about the same size and build...
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To: EveningStar
21
posted on
03/17/2008 8:23:41 PM PDT
by
RDTF
(Go AEGIS!)
To: EveningStar
STOLT FROM AL BABY BAD ES BAD ES
22
posted on
03/17/2008 8:26:32 PM PDT
by
al baby
(Hi mom)
To: al baby
Not stolt from, inspired by :)
To: EveningStar
"They were are all about the same size...
...except #9 was a little small" - Ashley
To: grey_whiskers; martin_fierro; mikrofon
Abby, it wasn't me! She had mistaken one of my brothers for me in the darkness. The heartbreak of David Paterson Syndrome.
To: martin_fierro; Richard Kimball
26
posted on
03/17/2008 8:39:02 PM PDT
by
CarrotAndStick
(The articles posted by me needn't necessarily reflect my opinion.)
To: Richard Kimball
I think somebodys goofing on Dear Abby. I just cant believe she fell for it. Fell for it? I thought the old hag wrote it herself.
I've read her column most of my life but I am no big fan.
To: EveningStar
Must have been “The Midnight Rambler”, M.Jagger.
28
posted on
03/17/2008 8:46:14 PM PDT
by
Apercu
("A man's character is his fate" - Heraclitus)
To: Zevonismymuse
The original Abby suffers from Alzheimer’s. Her daughter has written the column since sometime in 2002.
To: EveningStar
30
posted on
03/17/2008 9:11:53 PM PDT
by
mowowie
To: EveningStar; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Was that "Dear Abby" or "Dear Penthouse"?
31
posted on
03/17/2008 9:38:57 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Code Pink should guard against creating stereotypes in the Mincing Community." --Titan Magroyne)
To: Richard Kimball
Wonder if I should send her a letter from Mike Hunt? LOL. Or Mike Hawk?
32
posted on
03/17/2008 10:01:33 PM PDT
by
glock rocks
( afterism (n) - the perfect statement you immediately think of, once you've hit the 'post' button.)
To: EveningStar
I think someone's yanking her chain...but whether it's true or not, Jeanne Phillips has proven she is the dumbest woman with the following:
While you and your brothers may have a strong family resemblance, I find it hard to believe that you all smell, taste and make love like clones. So please do not accept as gospel that your wife didn't have an inkling that it wasn't you. Um...moron, if his wife had thought it might not be him, why would she ever mention it to him? What an idiot.
33
posted on
03/17/2008 10:01:52 PM PDT
by
Mr. Silverback
(It is not conservative to accept an inept Commander-in-Chief in a time of war. Back Mac.)
To: Mr. Silverback
Some form of insulation in case the other brother spilled the beans first?
I dunno. Seems like a weird family anyhow.
34
posted on
03/17/2008 10:09:33 PM PDT
by
Ronin
(Bushed out!!! Another tragic victim of BDS.)
To: ikka
‘true or made up’
Come on, is any room really ever THAT dark you can’t see to that extent?
Also, tell me this person didn’t make a sound through the whole thing. She would recognize her husbands voice.
And on the instinct level she must’ve recognized him, give me a break.
35
posted on
03/17/2008 10:53:55 PM PDT
by
Beowulf9
To: EveningStar
The wife probably told him that to joke with him.
36
posted on
03/17/2008 10:57:02 PM PDT
by
A CA Guy
( God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: EveningStar
How much Nyquil was involved? hmmmmm?
37
posted on
03/17/2008 11:02:43 PM PDT
by
linn37
(phlebotomist on duty,its just a little pinch)
To: EveningStar
The part about having three brothers is what gives it away as totally bogus (unless it happened in Hyannis Port).
38
posted on
03/17/2008 11:03:02 PM PDT
by
ravinson
To: EveningStar
Outsourcing of Mental Health
Outsourcing of Mental Health
I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.
Got a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was feeling suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck
39
posted on
03/17/2008 11:31:12 PM PDT
by
Global2010
(Love Everybody but trust no one.)
To: cherry
Well someone got stuck more than in the snow.
40
posted on
03/17/2008 11:40:20 PM PDT
by
Global2010
(Love Everybody but trust no one.)
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