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Dear Abby: Husband remains in the dark about wife's nighttime visitor
Dear Abby on uExpress ^ | March 17, 2008 | "Dear Abby" (Jeanne Phillips)

Posted on 03/17/2008 8:00:39 PM PDT by EveningStar

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To: ravinson
(unless it happened in Hyannis Port).

Now that is funny!

Must fetch Windex and towel to clean cocktail off monitor.

41 posted on 03/18/2008 12:17:35 AM PDT by NaughtiusMaximus (Refusing to calm down since the Waco massacre.)
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To: Global2010
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!

NO more calls, please.

We have a winner!

...good thing I didn't have my coffee, or you'd owe me a keyboard.

42 posted on 03/18/2008 4:48:15 AM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Enterprise; Eaker; Squantos

No posting their pictures without pinging ‘em, yo!


43 posted on 03/18/2008 6:08:01 AM PDT by Xenalyte (Can you count, suckas? I say the future is ours . . . if you can count.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Two good ol’ boys in a Arkansas trailer park
were sitting around talking one afternoon over a
cold beer. After a while the 1st guy says to 2nd,
“If’n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday &
make love to your wife while you was off hunting and
she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us
kin?”

The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a
minute scratched his head and squinted his eyes
thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he
says, ......”Well, I don’t know about kin, but it
sure would make us even.”

8^)


44 posted on 03/18/2008 8:14:23 AM PDT by The SISU kid (I feel really homesick all the time & so do all the other aliens.....)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Grizzled Bear; callisto

Somebody isn’t bein’ honest to somebody in this article.
(LOL.)


45 posted on 03/18/2008 2:57:56 PM PDT by Darksheare (Do you or anyone you know suffer from Bunny on the Head?)
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To: Darksheare; Slings and Arrows; callisto

Don’t look at me, I got an alibi!


46 posted on 03/18/2008 9:17:01 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: Xenalyte

Those are my people yo. My tribe!


47 posted on 03/19/2008 4:57:09 AM PDT by Enterprise ((Those who "betray us" also "Betray U.S." They're called DEMOCRATS!))
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To: Beowulf9

I think they were puttin’ down some drinks earlier in the evening.


48 posted on 03/19/2008 4:59:43 AM PDT by Jet Jaguar (Who would the terrorists vote for?)
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To: Jet Jaguar

A little moonshine helpin’ with the monkeyshine.


49 posted on 03/19/2008 5:12:27 AM PDT by Enterprise ((Those who "betray us" also "Betray U.S." They're called DEMOCRATS!))
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To: EveningStar

The way I heard the story was the wife knew it wasn’t the hubby when he went back for seconds.


50 posted on 03/19/2008 5:14:58 AM PDT by mad_as_he$$ (John McCain - The Manchurian Candidate? http://www.usvetdsp.com/manchuan.htm)
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To: EveningStar
Ridin' Dirty!
51 posted on 03/19/2008 5:16:25 AM PDT by CodeJockey (If you can read this thank a teacher, if you can read it in English thank a Soldier.)
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To: Richard Kimball
Penthouse letters usually start like...

Dear Forum,

I used to think all the letters in the Penthouse Forum were a load of crap that only existed in the fertile perverted minds of wannabe journalism majors. That is, until recently. I'm a sophomore at a small midwestern college and though I am no GQ cover boy, I must say that I am blessed with a proud 10-1/2 inches of...

Uh, my apologies. Started to get away from me there...

52 posted on 03/19/2008 5:16:53 AM PDT by Hatteras
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To: Darksheare; Grizzled Bear; Slings and Arrows
Somebody isn’t bein’ honest to somebody in this article.

Don’t look at me, I got an alibi!


Griz, it seems you and Darks know a little "too" much about this incident Hmmm.....
53 posted on 03/20/2008 2:54:49 PM PDT by callisto (CONGRESS.SYS corrupted...Re-boot Washington DC (Y/N)?)
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