Posted on 03/17/2008 8:00:39 PM PDT by EveningStar
DEAR ABBY: I am 27, and my wife, "Marybeth," is 26. We recently went to my folks' house for supper. That evening a heavy snowstorm was starting and, because the trip home is 30 miles, we decided to stay overnight.
My old bedroom is upstairs, as are the rooms of my brothers, ages 25, 24 and 22. The guest room is downstairs. Because the room is quite small, and Marybeth said she felt a cold coming on, we decided I'd sleep in my old room.
The next day, while we were driving home, Marybeth told me she was glad I had come to her room after all and made love to her.
Abby, it wasn't me! She had mistaken one of my brothers for me in the darkness. We are all about the same size and build...
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Now that is funny!
Must fetch Windex and towel to clean cocktail off monitor.
NO more calls, please.
We have a winner!
...good thing I didn't have my coffee, or you'd owe me a keyboard.
No posting their pictures without pinging ‘em, yo!
Two good ol’ boys in a Arkansas trailer park
were sitting around talking one afternoon over a
cold beer. After a while the 1st guy says to 2nd,
“If’n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday &
make love to your wife while you was off hunting and
she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us
kin?”
The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a
minute scratched his head and squinted his eyes
thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he
says, ......”Well, I don’t know about kin, but it
sure would make us even.”
8^)
Somebody isn’t bein’ honest to somebody in this article.
(LOL.)
Don’t look at me, I got an alibi!
Those are my people yo. My tribe!
I think they were puttin’ down some drinks earlier in the evening.
A little moonshine helpin’ with the monkeyshine.
The way I heard the story was the wife knew it wasn’t the hubby when he went back for seconds.
Dear Forum,
I used to think all the letters in the Penthouse Forum were a load of crap that only existed in the fertile perverted minds of wannabe journalism majors. That is, until recently. I'm a sophomore at a small midwestern college and though I am no GQ cover boy, I must say that I am blessed with a proud 10-1/2 inches of...
Uh, my apologies. Started to get away from me there...
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