Posted on 09/25/2009 8:37:50 AM PDT by Chet 99
Guess he was all petered out after it was over
why waste your money on that?
Just tie a string around your thing and the other end around a brick then just let the brick hang over the site of the bed while you sleep.
That happened to me on day 2 after hernia surgery....I woke up and went to look at the bandaging and about died - had I morphed into Wilt Chamberlain??
I called the surgeon, who told me it was not uncommon, and that he didn't tip patients because he didn't want to scare them......I'd have thunk I'd have been a whole lot LESS scared had I known to expect a blackened Wee Wee.
5 x 6= 30. (Wow)
Reminds me of a former co-worker who was talking about the time he was hit in the groin by a softball during a game. He said, “I hope the pain goes away, but not the swelling.”
Spray water on it like a dental drill to cool it.
Deserves every moment of pleasure.
More commonly called collars. Available for about $12/pair at any place that sells weights. I'm thinking alcohol may have been involved.
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