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Man's penis saved after getting stuck in dumbbell ring
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Posted on 09/25/2009 8:37:50 AM PDT by Chet 99

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To: Chet 99

Guess he was all petered out after it was over


61 posted on 09/25/2009 9:57:23 AM PDT by NRA1995 (Obama, when you lie, we're going to call you out)
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To: JoeProBono

why waste your money on that?

Just tie a string around your thing and the other end around a brick then just let the brick hang over the site of the bed while you sleep.


62 posted on 09/25/2009 10:29:46 AM PDT by right way right
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To: crymeariver; SortaBichy
after a day his P turned black

That happened to me on day 2 after hernia surgery....I woke up and went to look at the bandaging and about died - had I morphed into Wilt Chamberlain??

I called the surgeon, who told me it was not uncommon, and that he didn't tip patients because he didn't want to scare them......I'd have thunk I'd have been a whole lot LESS scared had I known to expect a blackened Wee Wee.

63 posted on 09/25/2009 10:34:41 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (It's not an Obama "Administration"....it's a "Regime")
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To: Chet 99

5 x 6= 30. (Wow)


64 posted on 09/25/2009 10:59:38 AM PDT by goseminoles
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To: Chet 99

Reminds me of a former co-worker who was talking about the time he was hit in the groin by a softball during a game. He said, “I hope the pain goes away, but not the swelling.”


65 posted on 09/25/2009 11:42:47 AM PDT by Truth is a Weapon (Truth, it hurts soooo good!)
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To: downtownconservative

Spray water on it like a dental drill to cool it.


66 posted on 09/25/2009 11:54:10 AM PDT by MrDem (And this is a loyal lifelong Democrat saying this...)
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To: txroadkill

Deserves every moment of pleasure.


67 posted on 09/25/2009 2:14:18 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)
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To: wardaddy
1" ID for these things. Pencil neck geek maybe.

More commonly called collars. Available for about $12/pair at any place that sells weights. I'm thinking alcohol may have been involved.

68 posted on 09/25/2009 5:07:52 PM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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