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This Is Why You Shouldn't Put Drunk Ewoks On Live TV
Gizmodo.com ^
| 10/31/09
| Rosa Golijan
Posted on 11/02/2009 7:24:48 AM PST by Reaganesque
Video at link.
In honor of Halloween, the Today Show had a Star Wars themed episode. The only trouble is that no one considered that sticking a bunch of drunk midgets into Ewok costume might end with dry humping, fighting, and moon-walking.
According to the Warming Glow, there's confirmation that the people inside Ewok costumes were genuinely drunk, but whether that's true or not, this is bound to turn into a Halloween classic.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: drunk; ewoks; halloween; roker
Just the description is hysterical. I imagine the guy who booked the drunk Ewoks has been told his career is Bantha poodoo.
To: humblegunner
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posted on
11/02/2009 7:27:59 AM PST
by
mnehring
To: Reaganesque
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posted on
11/02/2009 7:32:41 AM PST
by
john in springfield
(One has to belong to the intelligentsia to believe such things.No ordinary man could be such a fool.)
To: Reaganesque
Oh my damn...that’s (kinda)funny!
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posted on
11/02/2009 7:35:51 AM PST
by
gimme1ibertee
("In a time of universal deceit,telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act"-G. Orwell)
To: gimme1ibertee
To: Reaganesque
Is that Barry or Leia?
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posted on
11/02/2009 7:40:00 AM PST
by
Cyber Ninja
(His legacy is a stain OnTheDress)
To: Reaganesque
Ha! That was pretty funny toward the end.
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posted on
11/02/2009 7:52:28 AM PST
by
Malsua
To: mnehring
I think I just discovered where my errant midget has gone!
To: Reaganesque; Lazamataz; dead; Constitution Day
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posted on
11/02/2009 8:07:37 AM PST
by
Mad Dawgg
(If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the next one...)
To: Mad Dawgg
Dude, thanks for the ping. That was hysterical. Especially when the moonwalker started humping Al Roker's leg.
I don't watch the Today Show, so I don't know who the Darth Vader chick is. Good lord, she is one humorless shrew. From her personality, I can guess that she is a big time leftist. She just has that lack of joy of life so prevalent.
Al handled it well.
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posted on
11/02/2009 8:42:24 AM PST
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: dead
No prob Dude, us Midget fans must stick together and keep us all informed of Midget antics on the web!
Remember, there is not any given situation that cannot be improved by adding a couple of midgets!
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posted on
11/02/2009 8:48:47 AM PST
by
Mad Dawgg
(If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the next one...)
To: Mad Dawgg
Words to live by, my friend.
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posted on
11/02/2009 8:51:01 AM PST
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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