Posted on 02/21/2010 2:40:17 PM PST by TCH
“I love my self” (‘I touch myself’ The Divinyls) A TCH 2010 Parody Production
I love myself...Why won’t you adore me? Michelle’s outta town...Now it’s all about me! I serve myself...I want you to mind me! I’ll suck up your wealth...I want yours!...Every dime, see?
Chorus: I just want everybody’s wealth, n’ while I think about you, I love myself! Oh-oh-oh I don't want anybody’s help... I know...you’ll vote...for O!
I’m “The One"...who makes “Tea Baggers” nutty... You’re too dumb...to break my stride! Yeah, I’m a clown, n’ I'm always gaffing... I want to shape your mind!
I close my eyes...with people who bore me... I think you should die...if you dare… to ignore me! You fools should see...just how much...I deplore you! Now get down on your knees!...Before I deport you!
Chorus: I just want everybody’s wealth, n’ while I think about you, I love myself! Oh-oh-oh I don't want anybody’s help... I know...you’ll vote… for O!
Guitar Solo
I want your wealth...I want all your money! We’ll spread it around ...Yeah it’s true...for the gov, see! Why work myself?...I got you to fund me! I win through stealth...All of you… soon in line, see?
Chorus: I just want everybody’s wealth, n’ while I think about you, I love myself! Oh-oh-oh I don't want anybody’s help I know...you’ll vote...for O!
(Spoken) I’m not you...I just want everybody’s wealth And when I ring it out of you...I love myself... Ooh...Ooh! Ooh, ooh!...Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah
Chorus: I just want everybody's wealth, n’ while I think about you, I love myself! Oh-oh-no I don't want anybody’s help... What I think that I’ll do, is suck your wealth...
I love myself! I love myself... I love myself! I love myself... I love myself! I love myself... I love myself n' your money too!... I love myself! I love myself... I love myself n' your money too!... I love myself! I love myself... I love myself...
Two minor changes that I think go better:
3rd verse, last line: “Now get down on your knees! … Be sure … I’ll inform you!”
And...
$th verse, last line: “I win through stealth … All of you… toe in line, see?”
That’s mo betta!
Oooops...
4th verse, last line: I win through stealth... All of you... toe the line, see?
Back in the day, when I still produced testosterone, I loved that video. Still kinda like it.
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