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To: MikeWUSAF
I've decided to stage a hijack and turn this into a religion thread.

Your Cat-tholic theology is incorrect.

That is Long Cat and Tac Gnol, not the false gods Ceiling Cat and Basement Cat.

23 posted on 03/08/2010 2:25:19 PM PST by El Sordo (The bigger the government, the smaller the citizen.)
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To: El Sordo
Boulderdash! Every rational person knows that Long Cat and Tac Gnol are just modern interpretations of the ancient Ceiling Cat and Basement Cat. The assorted members “kitten pantheon” have also been converted into modern, and socially acceptable, minor deities and religious figures.

Meanwhile, the one true God, Slumbering Drool Dog, waits for the end of days to punish all cat people.

56 posted on 03/08/2010 2:31:04 PM PST by brothers4thID (http://scarlettsays.blogspot.com/)
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To: El Sordo
How about Zen Catechisms like this...
83 posted on 03/08/2010 2:38:04 PM PST by Waverunner ( "Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so too." Voltaire)
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To: El Sordo

Heretic. Ceiling Cat will smite you!


175 posted on 03/08/2010 3:08:13 PM PST by BenKenobi (And into this Ring he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life.)
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