Singing Aqualung during My TSA Pat Down (Vanity)

[GaltTrader]

Sitting on the park bench -- eyeing little girls with bad intent. Snot is running down his nose -- greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes. Aqualung Drying in the cold sun -- Watching as the frilly panties run. Aqualung Feeling like a dead duck -- spitting out pieces of his broken luck.

Whoa, aqualung

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/jethrotull/aqualung.html

[Renegade]

How bout “ Toucha ,Toucha Touch Me” from Rocky Horror Show

[Allegra]

LOL - perfect!

[Le Chien Rouge]

My wife sings ‘Like a Virgin’ when touched for the very first time by TSA agents...

[HerrBlucher]

Great song!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqZmtq5LhFo

[Sloth]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM

The Divinyls - ‘I Touch Myself’

[70th Division]

No man! “THE WHO” From Tomjy; Seee Mee, Feel Me, Touch Me,. All join in now. LOL

[houeto]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1vmcJVIErA

[70th Division]

OH, LORD! I guess I am a step slow. I had to drag out my Tommy double CD to read the words again. Thanks and have a Blessed Thanksgiving. Love that song.

[houeto]

You’re much welcome and Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours.

[Shimmer1]

fun idea ping

[aomagrat]

I’ll do what Hank Hill did when he got patted down by a lady cop. Sing “The Star Spangled Banner.”

[gattaca]

I love that song and the flute, now that’s in my head and it won’t come out!!!

[wintertime]

Very cute! :-)

[Natural Law]

What I find most disturbing about the enhanced TSA screening is that it is not a temporary measure that we must endure until terrorism is defeated. It is a permanent intrusion on our liberties that will only get worse over time because we have no plan for victory. Hell, our government won’t even name our enemy or say the word victory!

[TheRealDBear]

Could’ve been worse. You could’ve had time to sing “Thick as a Brick”

[aruanan]

[KC Burke]

link to actual news story for your post please.....

[Stegall Tx]

The Divinyls - ‘I Touch Myself’

I thought only muslims got to pat themselves down.

[aruanan]

link to actual news story for your post please.....

It was a case of art imitating life. Ha ha.

From Snopes: This item about a Denver TSA screener's being caught masturbating to the body scanner images of attractive teen girls makes it appear that these fears are far from unfounded. However, the "British newspaper" that originated the above-quoted article is the Daily Squib, which describes itself as "a satirical publication [that] should therefore not be taken too f***ing seriously."