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Vonage Commercial (What is 'The Big Fetnini?' -- 'The Big Fetnee?')
Vonage and Vanity ^ | December 16, 2010 | Arlen Williams

Posted on 12/16/2010 1:45:04 PM PST by unspun

My chat, a few minutes ago with a live chat sales person at Vonage.com:

Connected to vonage-ap1.cnxchat.com

Session ID: 367003

In order to protect your privacy please do not give out your password or credit card number in a chat conversation.

Ana has joined this session!

Connected with Ana. Your reference number for this chat session is 367003.

Ana: Thank you for choosing Vonage. I'm Ana, your chat sales agent. Before you start the signup process, what questions do you have?

You: Hello Ana.

You: I have to confess at the beginning here...

Ana: hi

You: I'm not interested in your service. I want to know about the annoying Vonage TV commercial. What in the whole wide world is "...the big fetnini?"

You: The Cuban? woman talks about "...the big turkey and the big fetnini..."

You: What in blazes is she talking about?

Ana: I'm sorry but I'm not familiar with that commercial.

You: Is there an email address I can use, to ask someone in Vonage marketing?

Ana: I'm sorry but you can only call 1-866-243-4357 and maybe they can help

You: Okay, thank you.

You: Have a good day. Merry Christmas. May you avoid the big fetnini (or fetnee) if it hurts.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: fetnee; fetneen; fetnini; fetwhatintheworld; pernil; sporkweasel; telecommunications; vonage
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To: unspun

I’m glad you asked - I’ve wondered the same thing.


21 posted on 12/16/2010 2:20:07 PM PST by ElayneJ
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To: Constitution Day
She probably looks embarrassed because it’s so fattening!

The pig shoulder or money she got from Vonage for this obscure act on nationwide TV?

22 posted on 12/16/2010 2:22:06 PM PST by unspun (It's the Sovereignty, Stu... um... art. | We are Gulag Bound)
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To: ElayneJ
I’m glad you asked - I’ve wondered the same thing.

More Multiculturism from the Marxstream media and the globalist captured corporations?

Actually, that's a serious question.)

23 posted on 12/16/2010 2:23:38 PM PST by unspun (It's the Sovereignty, Stu... um... art. | We are Gulag Bound)
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To: unspun

I watch all TV shows time shifted on a DVR.

No commercials

I have no idea what you are talking about but this thread title intrigued me.


24 posted on 12/16/2010 2:23:50 PM PST by hattend (The meaning of the 2010 election was rebuke, reject, and repeal. - Sarah Palin)
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To: Redleg Duke

LOL, I am glad I’m not too!

I have a charcoal grill big enough to cook 2-3 pork shoulders at once.

I make Eastern NC-style BBQ a couple of times a year when I cook them, but I really will have to try this recipe.


25 posted on 12/16/2010 2:23:53 PM PST by Constitution Day
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To: ElayneJ

Multiculturism = multiculturalism


26 posted on 12/16/2010 2:24:33 PM PST by unspun (It's the Sovereignty, Stu... um... art. | We are Gulag Bound)
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To: cripplecreek


Russian for spork weasel?

For those arriving late to the topic of “spork weasel”:

Behind the scenes of a ZOT!

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1674019/posts


27 posted on 12/16/2010 2:25:07 PM PST by VOA
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To: unspun

LOL, who knows.


28 posted on 12/16/2010 2:25:44 PM PST by Constitution Day
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To: Constitution Day

Oh I am SO keeping that link.


29 posted on 12/16/2010 2:28:59 PM PST by T Minus Four (Duh. We were talking about in the old days or not-so-distant old days)
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To: Constitution Day
That was so cool!
30 posted on 12/16/2010 2:32:00 PM PST by fml
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To: VOA; 4mer Liberal

OK, that was hysterical!!!!! Ah, the old days... < /nostalgia >


31 posted on 12/16/2010 2:34:17 PM PST by T Minus Four (Duh. We were talking about in the old days or not-so-distant old days)
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To: cripplecreek; Cletus.D.Yokel; Constitution Day; BigSkyFreeper; potlatch; gitmo; FBD; citizen; ...
I approached my love at Christmas,

"Will you give your heart to me?"

But she said, quite embarrassed,

"I'll give you the Big Petnil."


32 posted on 12/16/2010 2:37:30 PM PST by unspun (It's the Sovereignty, Stu... um... art. | We are Gulag Bound)
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To: unspun

I gave my love a chicken....


33 posted on 12/16/2010 2:39:25 PM PST by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: jagusafr

It is pork shoulder. When it’s roasting, the smell is to die for, and it is just delish!


34 posted on 12/16/2010 2:48:29 PM PST by tiredoflaundry (I will not be silenced. Winners do not compromise!)
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To: All

While your all here, I was just looking for a killer stuffed mushroom recipe that has no bread crumbs. Anyone?


35 posted on 12/16/2010 2:48:39 PM PST by ladyvet
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To: cripplecreek
Oh, pernil....

That sounds somewhat... um... disturbing.

36 posted on 12/16/2010 2:53:39 PM PST by unspun (It's the Sovereignty, Stu... um... art. | We are Gulag Bound)
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To: unspun

Judging by the cape she wears in the commercial, I assumed she was some kind of superhero.


37 posted on 12/16/2010 2:54:44 PM PST by eartrumpet
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To: eartrumpet
I assumed she was Cuban, because she looks kind of like Jose Cardenal.


38 posted on 12/16/2010 3:00:57 PM PST by unspun (It's the Sovereignty, Stu... um... art. | We are Gulag Bound)
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To: unspun; cripplecreek; Cletus.D.Yokel; Constitution Day; Lazamataz
"The Big Fetnini? What is it?"

This guy's Porn Star Name?

3 feet, 2 inches of pure destruction...

39 posted on 12/16/2010 3:07:26 PM PST by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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To: T Minus Four; fml

I saw someone else here on FR use it. Isn’t it great? :)


40 posted on 12/17/2010 5:57:40 AM PST by Constitution Day
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