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Behind the Scenes of a ZOT!
July 28, 2006
| rk
Posted on 07/28/2006 5:00:35 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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Deep within the Mod's underground lair:
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We have a possible troll sighting in sector 5. Need confirmation. Insert initial greeting program.
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Sending.
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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!
Welcome to Free Republic.
Posted on 07/28/2006 9:03:56 PM EDT by Bob
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No response yet, Jim.
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Proceed with Enhanced Engagement Mode.
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Sending.
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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!
You signed up today to post this?
Posted on 07/28/2006 9:10:12 PM EDT by max
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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!
Posted on 07/28/2006 9:11:02 PM EDT by carol
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To: carol
DU?? I've never heard of a DU. What's a DU???
Posted on 07/28/2006 9:13:22 PM EDT by I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!
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Troll sighting confirmed, Jim!
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This could be hugh! -Sam, let's have the IBTZ count.
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Current IBTZ count is 24- including 9 mushroom cloud gifs and one picture of
Donald Rumsfeld with laser beam eyes and lightning bolts coming out of his left nostril.
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No cats with machine guns?
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No sir.
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What about those two "We're doomed!" guys?
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Nothing yet.
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Do I have to think of everything?- Enable 'doomed' configuration!
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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!
............"WE"RE DOOMED!!"
Posted on 07/28/2006 10:23:34 PM EDT by Hank
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I love those guys! Alright, fire up the ZOT9000!!
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Right, chief!
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How Ralph got the ZOT9000 assignment is beyond me! He has no clue what he's talking about.
---Tell me about it! He just makes crap up as he goes along.
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ZOT9000 advanced systems protocol engaged, Jim! All beebers set to stuned! Oscillation
overthrusters running at one billion jiggiwatts with Flux Capacitor capacitating flux at maximum two
tons per second! Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier speed set to...um... spork-weasel!!
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Spork-weasel???
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Spork-weasel, spork-weasel..... just as I thought. No such phrase exists in the specs.
---Ralph's making crap up again!
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Ralph, did you just say spork-weasel??
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I'm not sure, chief!
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Idiot! I put in the years! I paid my dues! That should be me up there behind the wheel of the ZOT9000!
---It's all politics, Joe.
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Commence ZOT countdown!
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10, 9...
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Oh, Bill, isn't this exciting! My nodes are tingling!!
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8, 7, 6...
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5, 4, 3...
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2, 1...
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ZOTTING!!!
(((RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR)))
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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!; Admin Moderator
Whoa!!! You Zotted that guy in MID POST!! I've never seen anything like it!!!
Posted on 07/28/2006 10:29:38 PM EDT by zeke
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To: Admin Moderator
Posted on 07/28/2006 10:30:34 PM EDT by bub
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To: bub; Admin Moderator
Props, indeed! I bet that was Ralph!
Posted on 07/28/2006 10:31:21 PM EDT by bev
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To: Admin Moderator; ALL
"Way to go there, Ralphie boy!"
Posted on 07/28/2006 10:33:43 PM EDT by Sid
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Oh, I'm a Baaaaadass!!
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Oh, cripes! Now he's doing the moonwalk! I can't watch
this. If anybody wants me I'll be over at the Unnngh & Moose getting drunk.
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To: I_Luv_Ann_Coulter!
IBTZ!!!
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.Hello??
Anyone??
Posted on 07/31/2006 3:02:31 AM EDT by spork weasel
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To: Roscoe Karns
LOL, Those gadgets almost look like Rove's weather machine.
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posted on
07/28/2006 5:03:26 PM PDT
by
proud_yank
(If you think healthcare is expensive now, wait until its free.)
To: Roscoe Karns
I'd suggest you needed to get a life if this is what you are doing on Friday night. but then I realized I'm here reading it.
To: Roscoe Karns
That was FUNNY!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for the laughs.
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posted on
07/28/2006 5:03:50 PM PDT
by
irishtenor
(We survived Clinton in the 80s... we can survive her even when her husband is gone.)
To: Roscoe Karns
Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh .........
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posted on
07/28/2006 5:04:06 PM PDT
by
Jackknife
( "It's not a real party 'til somebody breaks something.")
To: Roscoe Karns
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posted on
07/28/2006 5:04:53 PM PDT
by
evad
To: Roscoe Karns
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posted on
07/28/2006 5:05:45 PM PDT
by
Dog Gone
To: Roscoe Karns
Ooooooh!!!! Now yah gone done it. There ain't no help fer yah now.
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posted on
07/28/2006 5:06:00 PM PDT
by
ancient_geezer
(Don't reform it, Replace it.)
To: driftdiver
"I'd suggest you needed to get a life if this is what you are doing on Friday night. but then I realized I'm here reading it."
He probably assembled it earlier in the week. Regardless, very funny. Wish I had thought of this!
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posted on
07/28/2006 5:06:21 PM PDT
by
jdm
To: Roscoe Karns; MikefromOhio; darkwing104
To: Roscoe Karns
"Post of the Year" Nomination!!
It'll be a Freeper Classic!
Atta-Boy!
To: Roscoe Karns; NYTexan; WestCoastGal; NormsRevenge; GRRRRR; don-o
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posted on
07/28/2006 5:07:24 PM PDT
by
SouthTexas
(Kim Jong is ILL, VERY ILL)
To: Roscoe Karns
You have way too much time on your hands!
Thanks!
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posted on
07/28/2006 5:07:31 PM PDT
by
pageonetoo
(You'll spot their posts soon enough!)
To: Dog Gone
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posted on
07/28/2006 5:07:57 PM PDT
by
Coop
(No, there are no @!%$&#*! polls on Irey vs. Murtha!)
To: Roscoe Karns
ROTFL! Well done - the VK's approve!
To: Roscoe Karns
Brilliant job! ROTFLOL
BRAVO !
To: Roscoe Karns
Admin reporting for duty.
To: Roscoe Karns
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posted on
07/28/2006 5:08:34 PM PDT
by
DieHard the Hunter
(I am the Chieftain of my Clan. I bow to nobody. Get out of my way.)
To: retrokitten; conservativebabe; mystery-ak; EmilyGeiger
That should be me up there behind the wheel of the ZOT9000! ---It's all politics, Joe. . LMAO!
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posted on
07/28/2006 5:08:42 PM PDT
by
silent_jonny
("Your reward for a good job done is that you get the next tough mission." -- Dick Winters)
To: Roscoe Karns
LOL! That was so funny, I'm gonna try to steal it! Thanks for the guffaws!
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posted on
07/28/2006 5:08:52 PM PDT
by
blu
(People, for God's sake, think for yourselves)
To: Roscoe Karns
Excellent. Great. ROFLMAO!
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posted on
07/28/2006 5:09:07 PM PDT
by
defconw
(Yes I am a Bushbot, so what of it?)
To: Roscoe Karns; Admin Moderator
It's customary to ping another FReeper when you mention their name!
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posted on
07/28/2006 5:09:18 PM PDT
by
Doohickey
(I am not unappeasable. YOU are just too easily appeased.)
To: Jet Jaguar
Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier speed set to...um... spork-weasel!! That would make a great name for a band....
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posted on
07/28/2006 5:09:52 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(A propensity to hope and joy is real riches; one to fear and sorrow, real poverty)
To: Admin Moderator
Good to know you're there. Now why does this "Loose Lips sink ships" printed in red keep poppin on and off on my posting page?
ROTFLMFAO!
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posted on
07/28/2006 5:11:26 PM PDT
by
308MBR
( "She pulled up her petticoat, and I pulled out for Tulsa!" Abstinence training from Bob Wills.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
To: Roscoe Karns
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posted on
07/28/2006 5:12:22 PM PDT
by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly.)
To: evad
Anatomy of a Flea...
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posted on
07/28/2006 5:13:27 PM PDT
by
GRRRRR
(WHERE is the next Ronald Reagan? Virginia?)
To: Roscoe Karns
Pretty funny Roscoe.
But you forgot this:
L
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posted on
07/28/2006 5:13:30 PM PDT
by
Lurker
(2 months and still no Bill from Pence. Does anyone on his staff own a pen?)
To: Jet Jaguar; Roscoe Karns
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posted on
07/28/2006 5:13:34 PM PDT
by
Eaker
(My Wife Rocks! - Travis McGee is my friend. “You’ll never need a gun, until you need it badly.”)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier speed set to...um... spork-weasel!!That would make a great name for a band....
The whole thing or just "spork-weasel"? :)
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posted on
07/28/2006 5:13:43 PM PDT
by
silent_jonny
("Your reward for a good job done is that you get the next tough mission." -- Dick Winters)
To: 308MBR
This thread needs a moonbat in need of Zotting.
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posted on
07/28/2006 5:13:59 PM PDT
by
Dog Gone
To: Roscoe Karns
FANTASTIC
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posted on
07/28/2006 5:14:26 PM PDT
by
guitar4jesus
(Black, Conservative . . . and I vote!)
To: Roscoe Karns
To: All
To: cibco
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posted on
07/28/2006 5:16:07 PM PDT
by
defconw
(Yes I am a Bushbot, so what of it?)
To: Roscoe Karns
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posted on
07/28/2006 5:17:32 PM PDT
by
Popman
("What I was doing wasn't living, it was dying. I really think God had better plans for me.")
To: silent_jonny
Presenting Defliberation Laser Transmogrifier and the Spork-weasel Dancers!
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posted on
07/28/2006 5:17:41 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(A propensity to hope and joy is real riches; one to fear and sorrow, real poverty)
To: GRRRRR
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posted on
07/28/2006 5:18:16 PM PDT
by
evad
To: Roscoe Karns
You just do what the voices in your head tell you to, don't you?
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posted on
07/28/2006 5:18:20 PM PDT
by
Dumpster Baby
("Hope somebody finds me before the rats do .....")
To: Roscoe Karns
EXCELLENT!! THANKS FOR THE LAUGH!!
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posted on
07/28/2006 5:19:58 PM PDT
by
Michael.SF.
(The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other peoples money -- M. Thatcher)
To: Roscoe Karns
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posted on
07/28/2006 5:20:27 PM PDT
by
cibco
(Xin Loi! Saddam)
To: Roscoe Karns
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posted on
07/28/2006 5:20:47 PM PDT
by
devane617
(It's McCain and a Rat -- Now what?)
To: Roscoe Karns
Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant!
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posted on
07/28/2006 5:21:12 PM PDT
by
RepoGirl
("Bobby, if you weren't my son... I'd hug you...")
To: Roscoe Karns
Ash Alerts used to be all the rage. Boy we've come a long way.
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posted on
07/28/2006 5:23:11 PM PDT
by
Gumption
("Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad", "Sherpa, Sherpa, Bakala")
To: Jim Robinson
I didn't know you had a sense of humor.. {;0)
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posted on
07/28/2006 5:24:16 PM PDT
by
cibco
(Xin Loi! Saddam)
To: Roscoe Karns
Instant classic!!!
Well done.
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posted on
07/28/2006 5:24:24 PM PDT
by
don-o
(Proudly posting without reading the thread since 1998. (stolen from one cool dude))
To: defconw
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posted on
07/28/2006 5:25:12 PM PDT
by
cibco
(Xin Loi! Saddam)
To: Roscoe Karns
No cats with machine guns? One of my favorite things.
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posted on
07/28/2006 5:26:34 PM PDT
by
DejaJude
(Admiral Clark said, "Our mantra today is life, liberty and the pursuit of those who threaten it!")
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