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Help! I need somebody...
motifake ^ | 09/16/11 | unknown

Posted on 10/16/2011 6:25:58 AM PDT by Winstons Julia

I'm stuck and can't get out!


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Science
KEYWORDS: blonde
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1 posted on 10/16/2011 6:25:58 AM PDT by Winstons Julia
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To: Winstons Julia

Are you logged in?


2 posted on 10/16/2011 6:31:28 AM PDT by MNJohnnie (Giving more money to DC to fix the Debt is like giving free drugs to addicts think it will cure them)
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To: Winstons Julia

Not just anybody?


3 posted on 10/16/2011 6:33:18 AM PDT by Paradox (The rich SHOULD be paying more taxes, and they WOULD, if they could make more money.)
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To: Winstons Julia
A little background
4 posted on 10/16/2011 6:33:46 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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“HELP”, not just aneeboddee....HELP!!!”


5 posted on 10/16/2011 6:34:29 AM PDT by TADSLOS (Rick Perry engages in corporate welfare via Texas TEF/ETF)
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6 posted on 10/16/2011 6:35:05 AM PDT by humblegunner (The kinder, gentler version...)
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To: Paradox

But now these days are gone, I’m not so self assured,
Now I find I’ve changed my mind and opened up the doors.

Help me if you can, I’m feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won’t you please, please help me?


7 posted on 10/16/2011 6:35:13 AM PDT by Winstons Julia (when liberals rant, it's called free speech; when conservatives vent, it's called hate speech.)
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To: humblegunner

Stay thirsty my friend...


8 posted on 10/16/2011 6:36:10 AM PDT by Winstons Julia (when liberals rant, it's called free speech; when conservatives vent, it's called hate speech.)
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LOL!! Corn maze for blondes.


9 posted on 10/16/2011 6:37:09 AM PDT by momtothree
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A maze ing


10 posted on 10/16/2011 6:37:25 AM PDT by lonestar (It takes a village of idiots to elect a village idiot.)
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To: Winstons Julia

Well this is hugh and series.


11 posted on 10/16/2011 6:38:44 AM PDT by Grunthor (BEAT OBAMA WITH A CAIN!)
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Just turn right at the soggy spot.


12 posted on 10/16/2011 6:41:55 AM PDT by poindexter
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13 posted on 10/16/2011 6:47:33 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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Besides their stupidity, the other sad part is those people are breeding. God help us! This country is so screwed!


14 posted on 10/16/2011 6:51:19 AM PDT by meatloaf (It's time to push back against out of control government.)
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Girl, you’re gettin’ that look in your eyes
And it’s startin’ to worry me
I ain’t ready for no family ties
Nobody’s gonna hurry me
Just keep it friendly, girl, ‘cause
I don’t wanna leave
Don’t start clingin’ to me, girl, ‘cause
I can’t breathe

Baby, baby, don’t get hooked on me
Baby, baby, don’t get hooked on me
‘Cause I’ll just use you then I’ll set you free
Baby, baby, don’t get hooked on me

Girl, you’re a hot-blooded woman-child
And it’s warm where you’re touchin’ me
But I can tell by your tremblin’ smile
You’re seein’ way too much in me
Girl, don’t let your life get tangled up with mine
‘Cause I’ll just leave you
I can’t take no clingin’ vine

Baby, baby, don’t get hooked on me
Baby, baby, don’t get hooked on me
‘Cause I’ll just use you then I’ll set you free

Baby, baby, don’t get hooked on me
Baby, baby, don’t get hooked on me
Baby, baby, don’t get hooked on me

‘Cause I’ll just use you then I’ll set you free
Baby, baby, don’t get hooked on me


15 posted on 10/16/2011 6:58:06 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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Where are those viking kitties when you need them?


16 posted on 10/16/2011 6:58:35 AM PDT by Apple Pan Dowdy (... as American as Apple Pie mmm mmm mmm)
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17 posted on 10/16/2011 7:19:20 AM PDT by Crazieman (Feb 7, 2008 http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1966675/posts?page=28#28)
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To: Winstons Julia

I feel ya. Sometimes I think I need somebody too. Just last week I fell off a ladder and I seriously needed somebody. You should get a dog or two or three. There would be less legal hassle than getting a human.


18 posted on 10/16/2011 7:24:24 AM PDT by ottbmare (off-the-track Thoroughbred mare)
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Check the female ejaculator valve. Either that or the muffler bearings...try tapping the turbine a few times too.
Good luck with that.


19 posted on 10/16/2011 7:31:19 AM PDT by Yorlik803 (better to die on your feet than live on your knees.)
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Ask Kenneth for the frequency and reset your beeper ...


20 posted on 10/16/2011 7:31:21 AM PDT by MHGinTN (Some, believing they can't be deceived, it's nigh impossible to convince them when they're deceived.)
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