Posted on 08/31/2012 11:12:18 AM PDT by Bob Ireland
The Dems are meeting in Charlotte next week. They follow a spirited, zealous scene in Tampa this week. The appearance by film actor Clint Eastwood helped the GOP gathering reach a foot-stomping crescendo. What can they do to counteract this burst of enthusiasm?
Here is a suggestion that might prove useful. THEY COULD INVITE THEIR OWN FILM STAR, ALEC BALDWIN!!!
Instead of an empty chair, Baldwin could put his daughter in the chair next to Him with a sign around her neck with 'Mitt Romney' printed thereon. Then he could unload on her as only Alec Baldwin could. He could call her a worthless human being, call her all sorts of unmentionable names, accuse her of never amounting to anything, being a spoiled wastrel.
Baldwin could even reprise his act on Conan O'Brien some years ago, get red-faced and jump about waving his arms, screaming for the Dem delegates to rise up and march on the Republicans' homes and drag them into the street and have their way with them.
Surely such a performance will excite the Dems to new heights [or depths]. Instead of just lies and confusing statements, the delegates could run around the arena with torches, tar and feathers demonstrating what they could do to the Repubbies.
It conjures an appropriate image, eh?
***THEY COULD INVITE THEIR OWN FILM STAR, ALEC BALDWIN!!!***
Reminds me of the scene on OH BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU in which a politician bemoans his opponent has a midget to represent “the little man!”
So his fat son says, “We can get our own little man, BUT SMALLER!”
Alic Baldwin! I see a case of SMUG coming on! When it collides with the SMUG coming from the DNC, LOOK OUT!
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brilliant, funny suggestion - thanks for making me laugh today!
They could install a buffet line and invite Michael Moore.
Can you imagine the anger and intensity Moore could display as he attacked all that food?
He can call Romney a rude thoughtless little piggy, Baldwin can just pretend he’s talking to his daughter
Ooooo. Oooooo
They can get Rosanne to sing the National Anthem!!! That works for me. Don’t forget to adjust your cup, Roseanne
This is not original, it’s from another private blog site in the comments regarding how the Dems are giving out free tickets to bar owners to give away for the Dem convention. someone posted this and I thought it was appropriate:
2012 Democratic National Convention Schedule — Charlotte , N.C. (Joe Biden thinks it is in Virginia)
4:00 PM – Opening Flag Burning Ceremony – sponsored by CNN, MSNBC, NBC, CBS, ABC
4:05 PM – Singing of “God Damn America ” led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
4:10 PM – Pledge of Allegiance to Obama
4:15 PM – Ceremonial ‘I hate America’ led by Michelle Obama
4:30 PM – Tips on “How to keep your man trustworthy & true to you while you travel the world” – Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM –Al Sharpton / Jesse Jackson seminar “How to have a successful career in race baiting.”
5:00 PM – “Great Vacations I’ve Taken on the Taxpayer’s Dime Travel Log” – Michelle Obama
5:30 PM – Eliot Spitzer Speaks on “Family Values” via Satellite
5:45 PM – Tribute to All 57 States - Obama
Second part
6:00 PM – Sen. Harry Reid – 30-minute speech expressing the Democrat’s appreciation of the Occupy Wall Street movement, and George Soros for sparing no expense, for all that they have accomplished to unify the country, improve employment and to boost the economy, with special recognition to the OWS guy who crapped on the police car.
6:30 PM - Ethics in Politics - Nancy Pelosi
6:35 PM - How to blame some one else for your own incompetence - Obama
7:00 PM - Film tribute to Kenya, Obama’s home country - Michelle Obama (she said so herself)
7:30 PM - How to get your birth control paid for by the taxpayers and still remain a respectable sl*t. - Sandra Fluck
8:00 PM - How to speak with and Indian dialect when visiting a 7/11 - Joe Biden
8:15 PM - My Muslim Faith - Obama (he said so himself)
8:30 PM – Airing of Grievances by the Clintons
8:45 PM - Unusual things one can do with a cigar, and the definition of what “is” is. - Bill Clinton
9:00 PM - Tips on avoiding sniper fire. - Hillary
9:30 PM – “Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you” Tutorial – sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times
9:45 PM – Tribute Film to Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO – Michael Moore
10:00 PM – How to cheat on your taxes and still serve in government - Tim Geithner.
George Clooney will speak and the GIANT pink vaginas will be gushing with pride!
I think the Dems should get Whoopi Goldberg,,she’d do them proud/snark!
Well, uhhh, I thot that was the idea. |:-O
“GIANT pink vaginas will be gushing with pride!”
EEEWWWWWWWWWW!
Please. My city will suffer enough next week as it is...
You might have something here. May I suggest Sean Penn and Hugo Chavez swapping spit? Both of them are "rock stars" to the left, and both are actors.
Oh, Hugo, forgot to mention, how's that refinery fire going down there? Ever heard of Wyatt's torch?
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My apologies. Is it a mini or maxi-Ipad?
Maybe everyone in Charlotte could just go fishing next week... ?
That does it! I was thinking of having a bite to eat! Now I have to lean over the john...
Doin' ok... Trying to sell another book that I have written. {sigh} How are you?
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