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Darwin-ready: Man tapes centerfire cartridge to BB gun
The Outdoor Pressroom ^
| April 27, 2013
Posted on 04/27/2013 11:54:22 AM PDT by jazusamo
Authorities in Gainesville, Fla. have charged William Daniel Lloyd with discharging a firearm in public and possession of ammunition by a convicted felon, after he reportedly tried to shoot a squirrel for dinner by taping a .40-caliber cartridge to the muzzle of a Pumpmaster 7670 BB gun. Lloyd, 31, was treated and later released for shrapnel wounds when the cartridge exploded. The condition of the targeted squirrel was not reported. The Gainesville Sun
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TOPICS: Humor; Outdoors
KEYWORDS: banglist; darwincandidate; florida; guns; hunting; squirrel
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The targeted squirrel may have died from laughter while the squirrel firing the BB gun was only wounded. :-)
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posted on
04/27/2013 11:54:22 AM PDT
by
jazusamo
To: Joe Brower; martin_fierro
You both need a ping to this one! LOL
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posted on
04/27/2013 11:55:21 AM PDT
by
FreedomPoster
(Islam delenda est)
To: jazusamo
How stupid can someone be?
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posted on
04/27/2013 11:57:00 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(I voted Republican, no Conservative was on the ballot.)
To: jazusamo
"Hold muh beer and watch this!"
People have no idea how things work.
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posted on
04/27/2013 11:58:36 AM PDT
by
FatherofFive
(Islam is evil and must be eradicated)
To: Conspiracy Guy
How stupid can someone be?Infinity goes both ways.
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posted on
04/27/2013 11:59:32 AM PDT
by
FatherofFive
(Islam is evil and must be eradicated)
To: jazusamo
You can’t make this stuff up.
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posted on
04/27/2013 11:59:35 AM PDT
by
chesty_puller
(Viet Nam 1970-71 He who shed blood with me shall forever be my brother. Shak.)
To: jazusamo
You might be a redneck if .....”Hey hold m’beer and watch this”
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posted on
04/27/2013 11:59:54 AM PDT
by
SkyDancer
(Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket your funeral.)
To: jazusamo
Why not just use the BB gun to off the varmint??!! He should have tried a 12ga shell first..lol
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posted on
04/27/2013 12:00:02 PM PDT
by
NCDave
(AKA, "That idiot over there")
To: Conspiracy Guy
LOL! Well he is a convicted felon and most of those are not very bright:)
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posted on
04/27/2013 12:00:27 PM PDT
by
jazusamo
("Mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent." -- Adam Smith)
To: jazusamo
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posted on
04/27/2013 12:03:08 PM PDT
by
DemforBush
(Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia!)
To: jazusamo
BB’s seem to make perfect secondary firing pins.
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posted on
04/27/2013 12:03:10 PM PDT
by
umgud
(2A can't survive dem majorities)
To: Clint N. Suhks; smokingfrog; mylife
Dumbbell moron BB/.40cal, laughing squirrel Ping.
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posted on
04/27/2013 12:03:33 PM PDT
by
Carriage Hill
(AR-10s & AR-15s are the Muskets of the 21st Century. Free men need not ask permission.)
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To: jazusamo
Too bad he didn’t have a pellet gun as one will kill a squirrel yet it isn’t considered a real firearm. Buy one at Walmart - no background check for this non-firearm that kills small animals.
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posted on
04/27/2013 12:07:52 PM PDT
by
Marcella
(Prepping can save your life today. Going Galt is freedom.)
To: jazusamo
Poor bastard ain't figured out what the barrel and chamber are for yet, it'll eventually come to him.
He's just about 650 years behind the times on such matters, which ain't too bad for some folks :)
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posted on
04/27/2013 12:08:57 PM PDT
by
The Cajun
(Sarah Palin, Mark Levin......Nuff said.)
To: Marcella
.22 CCI Mini-caps are quieter than a .177 air rifle IMO.
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posted on
04/27/2013 12:10:18 PM PDT
by
elcid1970
("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
Please bump the Freepathon or click above and donate or become a monthly donor!
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posted on
04/27/2013 12:11:51 PM PDT
by
jazusamo
("Mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent." -- Adam Smith)
To: jazusamo
another three name Darwin candidate... surprised his middle name wasn't Wayne
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posted on
04/27/2013 12:12:37 PM PDT
by
Chode
(Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
To: jazusamo
Anyone who values accuracy knows that you Super Glue it to the muzzle.
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posted on
04/27/2013 12:13:45 PM PDT
by
USMCPOP
(Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
To: USMCPOP
LOL! That’s where he went wrong.
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posted on
04/27/2013 12:16:50 PM PDT
by
jazusamo
("Mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent." -- Adam Smith)
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