Many will wish and hope it would be true.
To: wannabegeek
Not to worry, they have a couple of spares in the closet.
2 posted on
10/01/2015 12:46:51 AM PDT by
rawcatslyentist
(Genesis 1:29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed,)
To: wannabegeek
Even if it happened, it would only be a minor injury because all his brains are in his ass.
3 posted on
10/01/2015 12:53:47 AM PDT by
Ronin
(Blackface or bolt-ons, it's the same fraud. - Norm Lenhart)
To: wannabegeek
Now if they could just figure out how to keep him from sticking his head up his ass...
4 posted on
10/01/2015 1:02:16 AM PDT by
Safrguns
To: wannabegeek
Druggies do crazy things.
5 posted on
10/01/2015 1:03:28 AM PDT by
Ray76
To: wannabegeek
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
6 posted on
10/01/2015 2:03:07 AM PDT by
Raymann
To: wannabegeek
7 posted on
10/01/2015 2:40:17 AM PDT by
raybbr
(Obamacare needs a deatha panel)
To: wannabegeek
Looks like we narrowly avoided tragedy this morning. According to a White House press release, the Secret Service just discovered President Barack Obama trying to pull his own head off, but they managed to stop him before he succeeded. The story has no hint of anything tragic beyond yet another Obama failure. (1) The loss of Obama would not in any way be a tragedy, and (2) Obama is such a sissy that he couldn't pull the head off a paper doll - we don't have to worry about him personally injuring a person or himself.
8 posted on
10/01/2015 2:48:57 AM PDT by
Pollster1
("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)
To: wannabegeek
It looks like the Secret Service needs to reevaluate their strategies for protecting the president so that a close call like this one doesn’t happen again.Agreed. From now on schedule them for a daily group meeting in a far corner of the facility with coffee and sandwiches brought in.
9 posted on
10/01/2015 2:51:22 AM PDT by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
To: wannabegeek
I would like to see Obama pull his head out of his butt.
To: wannabegeek
Somehow a scene from THE LAST STARFIGHTER comes to mind.
To: wannabegeek
13 posted on
10/01/2015 5:08:32 AM PDT by
SC DOC
To: wannabegeek
To put on the head of Satan?
15 posted on
10/01/2015 5:10:35 AM PDT by
Slyfox
(Will no one rid us of this meddlesome president?)
To: wannabegeek
Hope it never happens.....
Two words....
President Biden.....
To: wannabegeek
OMG! Thought this post was only a joke, really! Everyone knows oh, the dark won doesn’t know where his head is actually located. He is certain it’s in his sharply creased trousers.
19 posted on
10/01/2015 6:30:47 AM PDT by
V K Lee
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