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Anagrams NEVER Lie.
Quick joke | 12/16/2015 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 12/16/2015 9:03:12 AM PST by Lazamataz

An anagram of 'President Donald Trump' is 'DEPORT DIM TAN PLUNDERERS'.

Anagrams NEVER lie.


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1 posted on 12/16/2015 9:03:12 AM PST by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz

That is evidence of higher level thinking.

Did you come up with that?


2 posted on 12/16/2015 9:06:27 AM PST by T-Bone Texan (The economic collapse is imminent. Buy staple food and OTC meds now, before prices skyrocket.)
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To: Lazamataz

I thought Dim Tan Chicken was great for dinner? Can Donald cook?


3 posted on 12/16/2015 9:06:31 AM PST by ThomasThomas (I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road with out having their motives questioned.)
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To: Lazamataz

PRESBYTERIAN :
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER :
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION :
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES :
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

DORMITORY :
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ELECTION RESULTS :
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET’S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS :
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z’S

A DECIMAL POINT :
When you rearrange the letters:
I’M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES :
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO :
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FINALLY....
FOR THE GRAND FINALE :

PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA

When you rearrange the letters:
An Arab Backed Imposter


4 posted on 12/16/2015 9:09:23 AM PST by Moonman62 (The US has become a government with a country, rather than a country with a government.)
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To: T-Bone Texan
I did. I invented that one. I want the credit. Pass it along to The Donald and tell him I am available for his creative staff.

I want him to call me and go

YOU'RE HIRED!


5 posted on 12/16/2015 9:10:11 AM PST by Lazamataz (It has gotten to the point where any report from standard news outlets must be fact-checked.)
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To: Tax-chick; M. Thatcher; LS; Travis McGee

... ping to my literary friend.

... and to M., who I respect.

... and to Lar, who I admire.

... and to Trav, who I both respect and admire.


6 posted on 12/16/2015 9:12:13 AM PST by Lazamataz (It has gotten to the point where any report from standard news outlets must be fact-checked.)
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To: Moonman62

Well I’m convinced!


7 posted on 12/16/2015 9:16:44 AM PST by Mr. K (If it is HilLIARy -vs- Jeb! then I am writing-in Palin/Cruz)
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To: Lazamataz

Don’t go there. Anagrams never lie
is an anagram for man revealing arse.


8 posted on 12/16/2015 9:17:22 AM PST by sparklite2 (Islam = all bathwater, no baby.)
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To: Mr. K

Anagrams never lie.

President William Clinton = Nice, limp, wild, total sinner!


9 posted on 12/16/2015 9:19:46 AM PST by Lazamataz (It has gotten to the point where any report from standard news outlets must be fact-checked.)
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To: sparklite2

“The Presidential Cigar” -> “Genital dirt is cheaper”


10 posted on 12/16/2015 9:20:42 AM PST by Lazamataz (It has gotten to the point where any report from standard news outlets must be fact-checked.)
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To: sparklite2

LOL! Dats me.


11 posted on 12/16/2015 9:21:02 AM PST by Lazamataz (It has gotten to the point where any report from standard news outlets must be fact-checked.)
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To: Lazamataz
I'm sort of a beginner at this. I can only do two-letter words. When I get to three it gets hard - did you know that an anagram of "box" is "xob"? I don't know what it means either.

Stupid anagrams.

12 posted on 12/16/2015 9:23:02 AM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Billthedrill

When you progress to four letter words, I will take you in as an apprentice.


13 posted on 12/16/2015 9:23:44 AM PST by Lazamataz (It has gotten to the point where any report from standard news outlets must be fact-checked.)
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To: Lazamataz

They do indeed never lie.

President Obama = I’m a nob pederast.

Dreamboat Penis.

Modest Ape Brain.

I am a debt person.

O man. Praise Debt..


14 posted on 12/16/2015 9:24:42 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (With Great Freedom comes Great Responsibility)
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To: Lazamataz; DungeonMaster

I didn’t really appreciate anagrams until my best friend’s full name produced this (punctuation added for clarity):

WHORES, A DUSTY CONDOM, TOO!

Best anagram ever.


15 posted on 12/16/2015 9:29:30 AM PST by newgeezer (It is [the people's] right and duty to be at all times armed. --Thomas Jefferson, 1824)
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To: Responsibility2nd

They NEVER lie. (those are brilliant BTW)


16 posted on 12/16/2015 9:30:18 AM PST by Lazamataz (It has gotten to the point where any report from standard news outlets must be fact-checked.)
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To: Lazamataz

“Who is it?”

“anagram ma’am”


17 posted on 12/16/2015 9:31:40 AM PST by Bob434
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To: newgeezer; Lazamataz

LOL!


18 posted on 12/16/2015 9:33:32 AM PST by DungeonMaster (2John11 = shun democrats.)
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To: Responsibility2nd; newgeezer
President Obama = Im a nob pederast.
Dreamboat Penis.
Modest Ape Brain.
I am a debt person.
O man. Praise Debt..

That anagram tool is fun and very telling.

19 posted on 12/16/2015 9:37:01 AM PST by DungeonMaster (2John11 = shun democrats.)
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To: Lazamataz
When you progress to four letter words, I will take you in as an apprentice.

My dad used to spew four-letter words at me all the time.

Find

Some

Work

20 posted on 12/16/2015 9:37:06 AM PST by IYAS9YAS (I got nothin'.)
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