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Anagrams NEVER Lie.
Quick joke
| 12/16/2015
| By Laz A. Mataz
Posted on 12/16/2015 9:03:12 AM PST by Lazamataz
An anagram of 'President Donald Trump' is 'DEPORT DIM TAN PLUNDERERS'.
Anagrams NEVER lie.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: anagrams
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posted on
12/16/2015 9:03:12 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
That is evidence of higher level thinking.
Did you come up with that?
2
posted on
12/16/2015 9:06:27 AM PST
by
T-Bone Texan
(The economic collapse is imminent. Buy staple food and OTC meds now, before prices skyrocket.)
To: Lazamataz
I thought Dim Tan Chicken was great for dinner? Can Donald cook?
3
posted on
12/16/2015 9:06:31 AM PST
by
ThomasThomas
(I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road with out having their motives questioned.)
To: Lazamataz
PRESBYTERIAN :
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER :
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
DESPERATION :
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES :
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
DORMITORY :
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
ELECTION RESULTS :
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET’S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS :
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z’S
A DECIMAL POINT :
When you rearrange the letters:
I’M A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES :
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO :
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
AND FINALLY....
FOR THE GRAND FINALE :
PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA
When you rearrange the letters:
An Arab Backed Imposter
4
posted on
12/16/2015 9:09:23 AM PST
by
Moonman62
(The US has become a government with a country, rather than a country with a government.)
To: T-Bone Texan
I did. I invented that one. I want the credit. Pass it along to The Donald and tell him I am available for his creative staff.
I want him to call me and go
YOU'RE HIRED!
5
posted on
12/16/2015 9:10:11 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(It has gotten to the point where any report from standard news outlets must be fact-checked.)
To: Tax-chick; M. Thatcher; LS; Travis McGee
... ping to my literary friend.
... and to M., who I respect.
... and to Lar, who I admire.
... and to Trav, who I both respect and admire.
6
posted on
12/16/2015 9:12:13 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(It has gotten to the point where any report from standard news outlets must be fact-checked.)
To: Moonman62
7
posted on
12/16/2015 9:16:44 AM PST
by
Mr. K
(If it is HilLIARy -vs- Jeb! then I am writing-in Palin/Cruz)
To: Lazamataz
Don’t go there. Anagrams never lie
is an anagram for man revealing arse.
8
posted on
12/16/2015 9:17:22 AM PST
by
sparklite2
(Islam = all bathwater, no baby.)
To: Mr. K
Anagrams never lie.
President William Clinton = Nice, limp, wild, total sinner!
9
posted on
12/16/2015 9:19:46 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(It has gotten to the point where any report from standard news outlets must be fact-checked.)
To: sparklite2
“The Presidential Cigar” -> “Genital dirt is cheaper”
10
posted on
12/16/2015 9:20:42 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(It has gotten to the point where any report from standard news outlets must be fact-checked.)
To: sparklite2
11
posted on
12/16/2015 9:21:02 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(It has gotten to the point where any report from standard news outlets must be fact-checked.)
To: Lazamataz
I'm sort of a beginner at this. I can only do two-letter words. When I get to three it gets hard - did you know that an anagram of "box" is "xob"? I don't know what it means either.
Stupid anagrams.
To: Billthedrill
When you progress to four letter words, I will take you in as an apprentice.
13
posted on
12/16/2015 9:23:44 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(It has gotten to the point where any report from standard news outlets must be fact-checked.)
To: Lazamataz
They do indeed never lie.
President Obama = I’m a nob pederast.
Dreamboat Penis.
Modest Ape Brain.
I am a debt person.
O man. Praise Debt..
14
posted on
12/16/2015 9:24:42 AM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(With Great Freedom comes Great Responsibility)
To: Lazamataz; DungeonMaster
I didn’t really appreciate anagrams until my best friend’s full name produced this (punctuation added for clarity):
WHORES, A DUSTY CONDOM, TOO!
Best anagram ever.
15
posted on
12/16/2015 9:29:30 AM PST
by
newgeezer
(It is [the people's] right and duty to be at all times armed. --Thomas Jefferson, 1824)
To: Responsibility2nd
They NEVER lie. (those are brilliant BTW)
16
posted on
12/16/2015 9:30:18 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(It has gotten to the point where any report from standard news outlets must be fact-checked.)
To: Lazamataz
“Who is it?”
“anagram ma’am”
17
posted on
12/16/2015 9:31:40 AM PST
by
Bob434
To: newgeezer; Lazamataz
18
posted on
12/16/2015 9:33:32 AM PST
by
DungeonMaster
(2John11 = shun democrats.)
To: Responsibility2nd; newgeezer
President Obama = Im a nob pederast.
Dreamboat Penis.
Modest Ape Brain.
I am a debt person.
O man. Praise Debt.. That anagram tool is fun and very telling.
19
posted on
12/16/2015 9:37:01 AM PST
by
DungeonMaster
(2John11 = shun democrats.)
To: Lazamataz
When you progress to four letter words, I will take you in as an apprentice.My dad used to spew four-letter words at me all the time.
Find
Some
Work
20
posted on
12/16/2015 9:37:06 AM PST
by
IYAS9YAS
(I got nothin'.)
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