Posted on 12/22/2015 2:09:13 PM PST by Gigantor
Check out my family's reactions to my last-minute Christmas shopping done at the loca hardware store.
You guys gonna have a yard sale anytime soon?
Nice.
I’ve got it easy with my brother. We’ve been exchanging the same fruitcake for 25 years.
It’s all in how we wrap it. Last year, he got it inside a five gallon bucket full of flour and plaster of Paris.
Hardware store you say? I couldn’t believe my wife’s reaction when she opened the shiny new package of vacuum cleaner bags and the completely unopened box of Swiffer mop refills I bought her for Christmas. Almost impossible to describe.
“Almost impossible to describe.”
Would that be because it’s painful to talk with a broken nose?
“Would that be because it’s painful to talk with a broken nose?”
Yeah, that and the missing teeth ...
The little girl with the mini plunger was really funny. She thought that was hilarious. Good job.
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