Posted on 04/15/2016 9:09:01 AM PDT by PROCON
ATHENS, Ga. (AP) — A Georgia man has been arrested after police say he unleashed a bottle of flatulence spray inside an Athens bar.
The Athens Banner-Herald (http://bit.ly/1Mx8avn ) reports that a woman told officers 20-year-old Blake Leland Zengo sprayed her in the face with a product designed to smell like flatulence.
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Using artificial means is a violation of international rules and sanctioning body codes as it involves no risk, especially to undergarments. Probably why he was arrested.
Especially if that beer is Hudepohl. A kegger of Hudepohl made one of my housemates into a one-man chemical weapons factory, the use of which would be a war crime.
Sometimes, after you indulge in the Salsa. GD immigrants.
You gotta be in OHio.
If farts have lumps, they’re not farts anymore.
“..a woman told officers 20-year-old Blake Leland Zengo sprayed her in the face with a product designed to smell like flatulence...”
Hello, I love you
Won’t you tell me your name?
Hello, i love you
Let me jump in your game...
Central Indiana. But when a keg of “Cincinnati’s Finest” can be had $27 in 1980, you don’t ask questions.
You can still get Hudepohl at Kroger’s, which is based out of Cincy. Can’t find Burger, though.
Back in high school we had a four hour bus trip to a track meet. One of our teammates, a very big guy who was a shot putter ate a dozen hard boiled eggs before the trip. It was so bad that one tour female teammates vomited on the bus.
The undisputed king of fart sprays is without question a product called Liquid Ass. One of my sons got me with it, and it is absolutely putrid. The only reason I didn’t kill him outright was the timing, which was perfect.
Sprayed the back of my recliner, during the Shawshank Redemption escape through the sewer pipe scene.
I took it, unscrewed the top, and dumped the whole thing out in the drivers seat of his car.
Not “tour” but “our”
Nothing tops an large egg salad sub washed down with a quart of cider. Nothing.
Ouch...
A guy I know was a State Police Detective back when cops were real cops. He and his partner had to go to southern Indiana to pick up a suspect from jail and bring him back to Indy. They made a two day trip out of it, and spent night in some dive bar drinking cheap beer and eating a jar of pickled eggs.
Next day they picked up the guy and were taking him back to Indy and he was being very mouthy and belligerent. So my friend’s partner broke wind, and it was so bad the suspect made them stop the car so he could puke. He promised he would behave the rest of the trip if they didn’t fart again.
That’s when they become “Sharts”.
My mother-in-law’s chili with kidney beans did it for me! Massive pain, terrible gas! Made everyone around me flee for their lives!
But the worst smell I ever encountered was a bottle of fly attractant with about four inches of dead flies, maggots, water, inside.
Dump that and stand UPWIND or you will gag and puke. Everyone downwind for about two blocks will come out of their houses gagging and puking.
Don’t get the juice on you or you will stink for a week! It even beasts skunk spray.
That made me laugh audibly here at work!.
Now people want to know what I was laughing at.
(I don’t dare tell them)
Actually it’s pretty typical. Bars are public, and doing anything dumb in one will generally get “public intoxication” thrown in.
I wasn’t aware of that. I know about the disorderly conduct but not that. Thanks.
I farted in a bar one time and the guy next to me said: “How dare you fart before my wife!”
I said: “Sorry dude, just got here, didn’t know it was her turn.”
LOL, hadn't heard that one before.
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