Study finds surprising number of Americans think chocolate milk comes from brown cows

WOWK 13 NEWS ^ | June 15, 2017 | Joseph Fitzwater, Assignment Editor

[MayflowerMadam]

My college roommate thought that pickles grew on trees. And she was a country girl.

[datricker]

Thanks I admit it made me giggle a while

[rlmorel]

LOL...it made me think of the old Sam Kineson sketch about a dog psychologist.

KINESON to audience: I have never understood this whole thing about dog psychologists. What is that? I could do that job. DOG OWNER: Doctor, something is wrong with my dog. He isn't eating...he seems listless, doesn't want to play with his toys...I think Buster is depressed! DOG PSYCHOLOGIST: Okay sir, I will bring him in for a session. Come on, Buster. Come with me. (Sound of door closing, foot kicking, followed by dog yelp) DOG PSYCHOLOGIST: YOU'RE A DOG! YOU SLEEP ON THE FLOOR! YOU CRAP ON THE LAWN! YOU EAT FROM A BOWL! GET OVER IT!

[donna]

When I was very little, I remember thinking, as I looked up at the stars in the warm summer sky, that the sound of the crickets was the sound of the stars twinkling.

Oh, I love that. Isn't that so sweet.

[Sans-Culotte]

[Beowulf9]

Lol!

[nickedknack]

“She walks, she talks, she’s full of chalk. The lacteal acid extracted from the female of the bovine species is approximately proportional to the nth degree!”

Double come arounds for you, mister!