Posted on 06/15/2017 7:36:03 PM PDT by Morgana
Who doesnt like a nice juicy ass. Nothing wrong with liking a nice ass. Ghetto asses are often good. I am not horrible.
and to think. . .these people VOTE.
To #36: Isn’t white milk “racist”?
And is “How now brown cow” also white slang for a black woman?
Let them try to handle this one:
What is black and white and red all over?
1. A newspaper (multiracial print)
2. A run-over penguin (now I’m going to be the target of the PETA insane asylum)
The dumbest 10% of voters who somehow still manage to vote supposedly decide all elections. The ones that have no guiding political philosophy, but can be swayed one way or the other. The so-called swing voters who can be influenced by political propaganda. All that campaign money is meant to sway the swayable into voting one way or the other, or to vote or not vote.
In other words, no matter who wins, a lib or con, dem or bub, the dumbest 10% decided it based on who managed to sway them for whatever reason. And we haven’t had even 65% eligible voter turnout since 1908.
Freegards
Gatorade comes from green cows!
File under, Fake moos
It's late but I must give you credit for that one.
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The city-slicker went for a drive in the country. Came across a road stand selling watermelon. He came to a screeching halt - never having seen a watermelon before. (Well - not a whole one that hadn’t been cut into neat cubes!)
He asked the farmer what they were.
The farmer thought that was a dumb question.
“Why - they’re dinosaur eggs! You can have one for $50.”
This was a deal too good to be true. So the city-slicker used some twine the farmer gave him and strapped it to the little rack on the back of his fancy sports car.
20 miles down the road, the watermelon had finally worked it’s way loose and fell to the road. Another 2 miles and the city slicker realized his loss. Rushing back to find his lost prize - he found it - splattered all over the road and being eaten by the chickens from a nearby farm.
Seeing it opened up - he was furious at being hood-winked, he raced back to the stand and confronted the farmer. “I demand to have my $50 back - that was no dinosaur egg!!! It was just a lousy chicken egg!”
And its the really rare red heifer that makes strawberry milk tough to come by.
The survey reminds me of something the Ketchup Advisory Board might do...
You’re probably right. I had never heard of the Ketchup Advisory Board but I’m sure it exists. We’ve become a very dumbed down nation.
It comes from chocolate cows.
You mean It don’t????!!!
The Ketchup Advisory Board is a creation of Garrison Keillor who can be quite funny when he’s not in angry liberal mode.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zl0KtrZE4VA
Now we get to watch some ambitious genetics PhD turn it into a reality.
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