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JUST A FUNNY THING SIRI DOES. . .
Siri
| July 2017
| Apple
Posted on 07/25/2017 10:59:25 PM PDT by Swordmaker
Invoke Siri and say this phrase, very exactly, clearly and slowly:
"I see a little silhouette of a man". . .
See what Siri says in return. . .
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: applepinglist; humor; queen; siri
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To: Flick Lives
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog broke Siri. Convinced her that she was fat.
To: jobim
To: Swordmaker
I once ask Siri to refer to me as A$$HOLE so I was Like “Siri whats my name?” A$$HOLE... LOL anyway I forgot about it for a few months. I was sending out emails from my phone and little did I know that the Iphone was replacing my name with A$$HOLE as the from sender in the emails.. LOL
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posted on
07/26/2017 6:09:32 AM PDT
by
VastRWCon
(LARGE PRINT GIVE IT, small print take it away.)
To: jobim
Siri recites the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody.
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posted on
07/26/2017 6:24:45 AM PDT
by
PhiloBedo
(You gotta roll with the punches, and get with what's real.)
To: Swordmaker
Ask Siri: “Cortana is better than you.”
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posted on
07/26/2017 6:39:19 AM PDT
by
I want the USA back
(Lying Media: willing and eager allies of the hate-America left.)
To: Swordmaker
Ask Siri what is zero divided by zero!!!
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posted on
07/26/2017 6:48:30 AM PDT
by
jdsteel
(States rights don't include ignoring federal law.Give me freedom not more government.)
To: jdsteel
Or give her the old “Everything I say is a lie” paradox. Or ask her the ratio of a circle’s circumference to its diameter. Or the sound of one hand clapping.
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posted on
07/26/2017 6:57:04 AM PDT
by
IronJack
To: Swordmaker
Siri, listen carefully. Everything I say is a lie.
I am lying.
To: Swordmaker
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posted on
07/26/2017 8:22:39 AM PDT
by
sarasota
To: Swordmaker
Ask her if she’s a government spy.
To: IronJack
Siri actually has a very funny AND correct answer to zero divided by zero! 😁😁😁
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posted on
07/26/2017 10:07:23 AM PDT
by
jdsteel
(States rights don't include ignoring federal law.Give me freedom not more government.)
To: Swordmaker
Scary Mooch! Scary Mooch!
Will you do the fag dangle...
To: SparkyBass
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posted on
07/26/2017 11:04:37 AM PDT
by
Swordmaker
(This tag line is a Microsoft insult free zone... but if the insults to Mac users continue...)
To: Vermont Lt
To: Swordmaker
Just set up Bixby, the Samsung voice assistant. This question is answered by links to what it found on the web, mostly the Siri thing.
To: al baby; Albion Wilde; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JRios1968; Lazamataz; ...
Check this out, iPhone users.
DANG!
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posted on
07/26/2017 8:23:50 PM PDT
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(April 2006 Message from Dan http://www.dansimmons.com/news/message/2006_04.htm)
To: Vermont Lt
Yeah - I’ve got an old phone with Windows on it - thought it would be nice to have Word, Excel, etc. Never used it for that though! I’m in the Seattle area, and lots of friends are/were at Microsoft. They all have iphones!
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posted on
07/26/2017 9:10:54 PM PDT
by
21twelve
(http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts FDR's New Deal = obama)
To: AnotherUnixGeek
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posted on
07/26/2017 9:55:54 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(Where is evil? Often where you least expect it.)
To: jobim
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posted on
07/29/2017 5:12:40 AM PDT
by
ViLaLuz
(2 Chronicles 7:14)
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