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Elgin, Illinois Man Booked A Prostitute - And She Turns Out To Be His Wife
Telegraph Sun ^
| 8/14/2017
Posted on 08/15/2017 5:58:33 PM PDT by Beave Meister
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To: Beave Meister
“Who gave you the quarter?”
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posted on
08/15/2017 6:25:20 PM PDT
by
FroggyTheGremlim
(Hillary Clinton: the official candidate of the National Sleep Foundation)
To: Bikkuri
Is his name Muhammad?
42
posted on
08/15/2017 6:25:44 PM PDT
by
2ndDivisionVet
(You cannot invade the mainland US. There'd be a rifle behind every blade of grass.)
To: Meet the New Boss
“Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.”....Rodney Dangerfield
43
posted on
08/15/2017 6:27:04 PM PDT
by
Beave Meister
(Leave the gun. Take the cannoli....)
To: Beave Meister
If it’s true, would this be considered one of life’s embarrassing moments?
44
posted on
08/15/2017 6:27:29 PM PDT
by
Mark17
(Genesis chapter 1 verse 1. In the beginning GOD....And the rest, as they say, is HIS-story)
To: Beave Meister
I was tired of my laaadddyy...
To: 2ndDivisionVet
46
posted on
08/15/2017 6:28:08 PM PDT
by
GnuThere
To: 2ndDivisionVet
Now the fight is who gets to go home and prevent the other from coming in lol
47
posted on
08/15/2017 6:28:37 PM PDT
by
txhurl
To: Dilbert San Diego
48
posted on
08/15/2017 6:30:12 PM PDT
by
sam_whiskey
(Peace through Strength)
To: zipper
He would probably have a couple of million in the bank.
49
posted on
08/15/2017 6:30:31 PM PDT
by
Rome2000
(SMASH THE CPUSA-SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS-CLOSE ALL MOSQUES)
To: eCSMaster
50
posted on
08/15/2017 6:30:51 PM PDT
by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: LostInBayport
She said “oh, it’s you”....
51
posted on
08/15/2017 6:34:06 PM PDT
by
Rebelbase
(Tyranny can hide within decorum.)
To: Beave Meister
Does he get a family and friends discount?
52
posted on
08/15/2017 6:39:01 PM PDT
by
al baby
(May the Forceps be with you Hi Mom Its a Joke friends)
To: Beave Meister
So did she accept his payment?
53
posted on
08/15/2017 6:39:54 PM PDT
by
ETL
(Obama-Hillary--REAL Russia-US collusion! (UraniumOne Deal, Missile Defense, Nukes) See my home page)
To: zipper
54
posted on
08/15/2017 6:40:21 PM PDT
by
TnTnTn
To: KevinB
Man, these days people will get divorced over any damn thing. I want to know which one is filing suit for divorce.
"Your honor, I have evidence that my wife was working as a prostitute!"
Your honor, I have evidence that my husband was hiring prostitutes!"
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posted on
08/15/2017 6:40:45 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(0bama. The Legacy is a lie. The lie is the Legacy.)
To: OttawaFreeper
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posted on
08/15/2017 6:41:43 PM PDT
by
al baby
(May the Forceps be with you Hi Mom Its a Joke friends)
To: txeagle
Well I have had my wallet stolen in the home depot parking 3 times this past week
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posted on
08/15/2017 6:42:37 PM PDT
by
al baby
(May the Forceps be with you Hi Mom Its a Joke friends)
To: Rebelbase
“and we both laughed for a moment, and I then I said, I never knew
THAT YOU’RE A FREAKIN’ HOOKER?!?”
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posted on
08/15/2017 6:43:28 PM PDT
by
LostInBayport
(When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
To: Beave Meister
But...does she like Pina Coladas? And getting caught in the rain? Is she not into yoga? Is she into Champagne?
*SNORT*
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posted on
08/15/2017 6:44:46 PM PDT
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set!)
To: Beave Meister
Assuming she is around his age and can pass for 27, she must be some dish.
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posted on
08/15/2017 6:48:12 PM PDT
by
headstamp 2
(Ignorance is reparable, stupid is forever)
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