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Elgin, Illinois Man Booked A Prostitute - And She Turns Out To Be His Wife
Telegraph Sun ^
| 8/14/2017
Posted on 08/15/2017 5:58:33 PM PDT by Beave Meister
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To: 11th_VA
That is one f-ed up Pina Colada Song...
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posted on
08/15/2017 8:58:51 PM PDT
by
Haiku Guy
(eliminate perverse incentives)
To: Beave Meister
Sounds like a subplot for a good screwball comedy, pun not intended.
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posted on
08/15/2017 9:00:34 PM PDT
by
FrdmLvr
("A is A. A thing is what it is." Ayn Rand)
To: Beave Meister
Sounds like they’re are made for each other.
83
posted on
08/15/2017 9:03:58 PM PDT
by
right way right
(May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our one and only true hope.)
To: Beave Meister
She was probably more upset that he didn’t recognize her body.
84
posted on
08/15/2017 9:41:29 PM PDT
by
taxesareforever
(Islam is an ideology. It is NOT a religion.)
To: ETL
She asks for payment from the old codger and he demurs.
She reminds him, “You said you wouldn’t be able to...”
He replies, “You cut me off. I tried to say I wouldn’t be able to pay you.”
85
posted on
08/15/2017 10:10:43 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
("Are you gonna bark all day little doggie? Or are you gonna bite?")
To: Beave Meister
They deserve each other!!
But I suppose they will no longer want each other....
86
posted on
08/15/2017 11:17:03 PM PDT
by
Enchante
(Searching throughout the country for one honest Democrat....)
To: Beave Meister
“I told my wife, “I want to have sex 365 days this year.” She said, “Fine, put me down for two.””
WAIT, you’re married to my ex-wife!?! I slept next to a corpse for twenty years.
To: Mears; OttawaFreeper
Mears, how can you be so coarse and uncultured?
The 1979 Courtroom scene from OLTL, featuring Judith Light, has been etched into our collective memories, and it serves to unify us as a people. Its influence on Western Civilization cannot be overstated.
Hardly a day goes by that I do not think about it, and the profound impact it has had on all our lives.
88
posted on
08/16/2017 7:28:04 AM PDT
by
T-Bone Texan
(Trump's election does not release you from your prepping responsibilites!)
To: Beave Meister
According to a statement he made to authorities, he saw the profile of a new "27-year old" woman who caught his attention.Who turned out to be his own 40-something wife? Or was he stepping out on his much younger bride?
89
posted on
08/16/2017 9:01:28 AM PDT
by
JimRed
( TERM LIMITS, NOW! Building the Wall! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH.)
To: the_individual2014
90
posted on
08/16/2017 9:02:11 AM PDT
by
bar sin·is·ter
(Climate Scientology - another example of science fiction morphing into a religious cult)
To: Bikkuri
Well, considering they had been married for 19 years... him marrying her at 8yo.. he may be in more trouble than he originally thought ;^) Paging Muhammad, Muhammad, please pick up the red courtesy phone...
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posted on
08/16/2017 9:03:27 AM PDT
by
JimRed
( TERM LIMITS, NOW! Building the Wall! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH.)
To: TXnMA
Old story; already immortalized on film by Jamie Curtis & Arnold Schwartzenegger, in "True Lies".... I smile just thinking about that movie..comedy/action/adventure.
Jamie Lee: "You've KILLED people?"
Ah-nold: "Yeah, but dey ver all bahd!"
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posted on
08/16/2017 9:09:25 AM PDT
by
JimRed
( TERM LIMITS, NOW! Building the Wall! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH.)
To: JimRed
Paging Muhammad, Muhammad, please pick up the red courtesy phone...
Hmm.. That didn't even cross my mind }~:^o
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posted on
08/16/2017 5:54:35 PM PDT
by
Bikkuri
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