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Elgin, Illinois Man Booked A Prostitute - And She Turns Out To Be His Wife
Telegraph Sun ^ | 8/14/2017

Posted on 08/15/2017 5:58:33 PM PDT by Beave Meister

A 52 year old man in Elgin, Illinois was taken by surprise after a prostitute he hired through a website turned out to be his own wife of the past 19 years.

The man had been using the site for some months to hire prostitutes and meet them for sex at motels in neighboring areas. Last weekend, the man told his wife he was going out drinking with work colleagues, when in reality he was traveling to a motel on the outskirts of town.

Upon checking into the motel the man used his phone to access his regular website used to book prostitutes. According to a statement he made to authorities, he saw the profile of a new "27-year old" woman who caught his attention.

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To: 11th_VA

That is one f-ed up Pina Colada Song...


81 posted on 08/15/2017 8:58:51 PM PDT by Haiku Guy (eliminate perverse incentives)
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To: Beave Meister

Sounds like a subplot for a good screwball comedy, pun not intended.


82 posted on 08/15/2017 9:00:34 PM PDT by FrdmLvr ("A is A. A thing is what it is." Ayn Rand)
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To: Beave Meister

Sounds like they’re are made for each other.


83 posted on 08/15/2017 9:03:58 PM PDT by right way right (May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our one and only true hope.)
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To: Beave Meister

She was probably more upset that he didn’t recognize her body.


84 posted on 08/15/2017 9:41:29 PM PDT by taxesareforever (Islam is an ideology. It is NOT a religion.)
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To: ETL

She asks for payment from the old codger and he demurs.

She reminds him, “You said you wouldn’t be able to...”

He replies, “You cut me off. I tried to say I wouldn’t be able to pay you.”


85 posted on 08/15/2017 10:10:43 PM PDT by tumblindice ("Are you gonna bark all day little doggie? Or are you gonna bite?")
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To: Beave Meister

They deserve each other!!

But I suppose they will no longer want each other....


86 posted on 08/15/2017 11:17:03 PM PDT by Enchante (Searching throughout the country for one honest Democrat....)
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To: Beave Meister

“I told my wife, “I want to have sex 365 days this year.” She said, “Fine, put me down for two.””

WAIT, you’re married to my ex-wife!?! I slept next to a corpse for twenty years.


87 posted on 08/16/2017 4:31:49 AM PDT by Buckeye Battle Cry (Beer! Because you can't drink bacon!)
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To: Mears; OttawaFreeper

Mears, how can you be so coarse and uncultured?

The 1979 Courtroom scene from OLTL, featuring Judith Light, has been etched into our collective memories, and it serves to unify us as a people. Its influence on Western Civilization cannot be overstated.

Hardly a day goes by that I do not think about it, and the profound impact it has had on all our lives.


88 posted on 08/16/2017 7:28:04 AM PDT by T-Bone Texan (Trump's election does not release you from your prepping responsibilites!)
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To: Beave Meister
According to a statement he made to authorities, he saw the profile of a new "27-year old" woman who caught his attention.

Who turned out to be his own 40-something wife? Or was he stepping out on his much younger bride?

89 posted on 08/16/2017 9:01:28 AM PDT by JimRed ( TERM LIMITS, NOW! Building the Wall! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH.)
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To: the_individual2014

..... Awkward....


90 posted on 08/16/2017 9:02:11 AM PDT by bar sin·is·ter (Climate Scientology - another example of science fiction morphing into a religious cult)
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To: Bikkuri
Well, considering they had been married for 19 years... him marrying her at 8yo.. he may be in more trouble than he originally thought ;^)

Paging Muhammad, Muhammad, please pick up the red courtesy phone...

91 posted on 08/16/2017 9:03:27 AM PDT by JimRed ( TERM LIMITS, NOW! Building the Wall! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH.)
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To: TXnMA
Old story; already immortalized on film by Jamie Curtis & Arnold Schwartzenegger, in "True Lies"....

I smile just thinking about that movie..comedy/action/adventure.

Jamie Lee: "You've KILLED people?"
Ah-nold: "Yeah, but dey ver all bahd!"

92 posted on 08/16/2017 9:09:25 AM PDT by JimRed ( TERM LIMITS, NOW! Building the Wall! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH.)
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To: JimRed
Paging Muhammad, Muhammad, please pick up the red courtesy phone...


Hmm.. That didn't even cross my mind }~:^o
93 posted on 08/16/2017 5:54:35 PM PDT by Bikkuri
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