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1 posted on 08/15/2017 5:58:34 PM PDT by Beave Meister
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To: Beave Meister

Oh no, oh hell no.


2 posted on 08/15/2017 5:59:39 PM PDT by the_individual2014
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Do you like pina-collatas ...


3 posted on 08/15/2017 5:59:44 PM PDT by 11th_VA (Kudos to President Trump for denouncing ALL violence)
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marriage is just awesome.


4 posted on 08/15/2017 5:59:50 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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If you like piña coladas...


5 posted on 08/15/2017 6:00:10 PM PDT by Codeflier (Bush, Clinton, Bush, Obama, Trump - 5 democrat presidents in a row and counting...)
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To: Beave Meister

“If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain
If you´re not into yoga, if you have half a brain
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape
I´m the love that you´ve looked for, write to me, and escape”…


6 posted on 08/15/2017 6:00:29 PM PDT by PGR88
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This is like that Rupert Holmes song, but with gobs of sleaze added to it.

Instead of pina coladas in the rain, it is Thunderbird in a Motel 6.


7 posted on 08/15/2017 6:00:49 PM PDT by LostInBayport (When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
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“Not tonight honey, I’m tired.”

“Yeah, me too.”


9 posted on 08/15/2017 6:01:57 PM PDT by moovova
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“Not tonight honey, I’m tired.”

“Yeah, me too.”


10 posted on 08/15/2017 6:02:06 PM PDT by moovova
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...and he paid her $1,000 for the best sex of their married life!


11 posted on 08/15/2017 6:02:15 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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I hate when that happens.


12 posted on 08/15/2017 6:02:41 PM PDT by Mr. Blond
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Oh my, and then there was that famous 1979 courtroom scene with Judith Light in “One Life to Live”, lol.


14 posted on 08/15/2017 6:02:49 PM PDT by OttawaFreeper ("If I had to go to war again, I'd bring lacrosse players" Conn Smythe)
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This would be my luck..................


15 posted on 08/15/2017 6:02:49 PM PDT by Viking2002 ("If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck." - John Steinbeck)
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Ironically, he would’ve come out much cheaper if he had hired her every time they had relations, instead of marrying her.


16 posted on 08/15/2017 6:04:27 PM PDT by zipper (In their heart of hearts, every Democrat is a communist)
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Best laugh all day.

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17 posted on 08/15/2017 6:05:04 PM PDT by Mears
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Was she really 27 years old?


19 posted on 08/15/2017 6:06:25 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (You cannot invade the mainland US. There'd be a rifle behind every blade of grass.)
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This must be contagious. This is the 12th or 13th time I’ve heard of this happening this month alone.


20 posted on 08/15/2017 6:06:31 PM PDT by txeagle
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Wait, hold on..."27-year old"

Seriously???

21 posted on 08/15/2017 6:06:42 PM PDT by stormhill
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Wonder if got a discount.........


23 posted on 08/15/2017 6:08:13 PM PDT by njslim
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Let’s cue up Bender from Futurama to say his catch phrase—”Now that is...irony!”


24 posted on 08/15/2017 6:08:26 PM PDT by W. (What's crackin', bitch? Har!)
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“...after a prostitute he hired through a website turned out to be his own wife of the past 19 years.”

“...he saw the profile of a new “27-year old” woman who caught his attention.”

He married an 8-year old?

Alternatively it sounds like the sort of lying going on with “dating” websites. Ain’t no way some of those women are only “32”.


25 posted on 08/15/2017 6:08:27 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Bill Clinton and Al Gore took illegal campaign contributions from the Chi-Coms and 'nobody' cared..)
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