Man, these days people will get divorced over any damn thing.
He didn’t recognize his wife’s body from the neck down?
“What are you doing HERE?’
“No! First, you tell me what YOU’RE doing here!”
This sounds like a movie made with Walter Matthau and Suzanne Pleshette. No such movie exists, but those are two actors who could have pulled it off.
Cant turn a whore into a housewife!
Talk about your oops there.
Can you say “AWKWARD” ??
“Who gave you the quarter?”
If it’s true, would this be considered one of life’s embarrassing moments?
I was tired of my laaadddyy...
Does he get a family and friends discount?
So did she accept his payment?
But...does she like Pina Coladas? And getting caught in the rain? Is she not into yoga? Is she into Champagne?
*SNORT*
Assuming she is around his age and can pass for 27, she must be some dish.
The young bride approached her awaiting husband on their wedding night and demanded $20 for their first love-making encounter. In his highly aroused state, he readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made love for the next 30 years, him thinking it was a cute way for her to buy new clothes, etc.
Arriving home around noon one day, she found her husband in a very drunken state. Over the next few minutes she heard of the ravages of financial ruin caused by corporate down sizing and it’s effects on a 50 year old executive.
Calmly, she handed him a bank book showing deposits and interest for 12 years totaling nearly $1 million dollars. Pointing across the parking lot she gestured toward the local bank while handing him stock certificates worth nearly $2 million dollars and informing him that he was the largest stockholder in the bank.
She told him that for 30 years she had charged him each time they had sex, and this was the result of her investments.
By now he was distraught and beating his head against the side of the car.
She asked him why the disappointment at such good news and he replied, “If I had known what you were doing, I would have given you all of my business!”
She was moonlighting?
One way to get a date with your wife...
As an old timer, gawd I cant believe I said that, there was a father and son of a very big forest products company out of Laona Wis that visited a house in Green Bay Wisconsin. Neither one knew the other had been going there. One time, the Old Man met the Kid going up the steps for his “time” when the other was coming down from his “time” at the fun.
True story, and nobody ever found out what they said to each other.
"....wait till they find out about the Rotty">
Will her pimp get custody of the kids?
Somewhere, Rodney Dangerfield is laughing at this.