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To: Beave Meister
71 posted on
08/15/2017 7:10:13 PM PDT by
Songcraft
(Pray without ceasing. 1 Thessalonians 5:17)
To: Beave Meister
Reminds me a joke Rodney told one time...
“I was tired one night and I went to the bar to have a few drinks. The bartender asked me, “What’ll you have?” I said, “Surprise me.” He showed me a naked picture of my wife.”
72 posted on
08/15/2017 7:18:32 PM PDT by
CapnJack
To: Beave Meister
There’s a Rodney Dangerfield joke in here somewhere.
To: Beave Meister
I kid you not, this happened to a friend of mine in 1984. His wife was smoking hot, and he wanted to go to an all-nude strip club. There she was. Kissing on some dood, and he was taking her to a private room for a screw...I mean ‘lap dance’. Everyone knew it was a screwing room. Lap dances are $20, not $250.
75 posted on
08/15/2017 7:46:10 PM PDT by
CodeToad
(AA)
To: Beave Meister
Old story; already immortalized on film by Jamie Curtis & Arnold Schwartzenegger, in "True Lies"....
77 posted on
08/15/2017 7:55:03 PM PDT by
TXnMA
(There are none so blind as they who paint their own eyeballs black...)
To: Beave Meister
The story says that they’re planning to divorce.
But, that would be dumb, at least for the time being. It’s like flushing money down the toilet.
There’s a Lifetime story in there, and the couple should market it to a movie studio, and wait to get paid, and then divorce.
I’ll accept a royalty payment for the idea. ;)
78 posted on
08/15/2017 8:04:13 PM PDT by
adorno
(w)
To: Beave Meister
If this is true, they totally deserve one another.
IF THIS IS TRUE.
Sounds like more fake news to me though. Gotta sell those newspapers or get those elusive clicks. We all clicked...
79 posted on
08/15/2017 8:10:25 PM PDT by
Bon mots
(Laughing at liberal tears!)
To: Beave Meister
Sounds like a subplot for a good screwball comedy, pun not intended.
82 posted on
08/15/2017 9:00:34 PM PDT by
FrdmLvr
("A is A. A thing is what it is." Ayn Rand)
To: Beave Meister
Sounds like they’re are made for each other.
83 posted on
08/15/2017 9:03:58 PM PDT by
right way right
(May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our one and only true hope.)
To: Beave Meister
She was probably more upset that he didn’t recognize her body.
84 posted on
08/15/2017 9:41:29 PM PDT by
taxesareforever
(Islam is an ideology. It is NOT a religion.)
To: Beave Meister
They deserve each other!!
But I suppose they will no longer want each other....
86 posted on
08/15/2017 11:17:03 PM PDT by
Enchante
(Searching throughout the country for one honest Democrat....)
To: Beave Meister
According to a statement he made to authorities, he saw the profile of a new "27-year old" woman who caught his attention.Who turned out to be his own 40-something wife? Or was he stepping out on his much younger bride?
89 posted on
08/16/2017 9:01:28 AM PDT by
JimRed
( TERM LIMITS, NOW! Building the Wall! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH.)
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