Posted on 11/14/2017 8:49:01 AM PST by Impy
FRiends, sports fans, boycotters, lend me your eyes, our pal Bender is still feeling a little under the weather since his brush with the crack medical staff 
down there at the hospital, so he's asked to pinch hit once again.
"You got the wrong sport there, buddy."
Why it's none other than former NFL Quarterback Colon Crapernik! I heard you were named man of the year by Gentlemen's Quarterly.
"Actually, it's not Gentlemen's Quarterly anymore."
Oh? What does the "GQ" stand for now? General Queerness? Genital quibbling?
"Actually, it's doesn't stand for anything anymore, isn't that hip and cool? Now, what's this you say about me being a FORMER quarterback?"
Well, didn't you forget how to throw the ball?
"Hey! That's racist! Is it my fault all those honky O-Lineman can't give me the 2 to 3 minutes per play I require to find an open receiver?"
Hmm yes, race. Say, you look like you might be up to 40% Black, tell me, do you like the movie "Scarface"?
"Who doesn't?"
Well, there's a lesson in there you must have missed, don't get high on your own supply. Thanks for stopping by, I'll let you get back to playing with your shoe collection.
So, instead of a London game this week, we have the Pats and Raiders headed down Mexico City way. Coach B, are you excited?
Bring me back a sombrero. 
Meanwhile, on the homefront, my offensivly challenged Bearlies are hosting the Lions. I'm not feeling too good about this one, what about you obviously not at all photoshopped attractive blonde Bears fan?
"We're gonna lose. But at least you have me, thanks to this chain around my ankle!"
"Excuse me."
GQ Woman of the year Gal Gadot! What are you doing here?
"I'm looking for Colon, have you seen him? I need to ask him where he gets his hair done, so I can be sure I never go there."
You just missed him, good luck with the search, don't bother checking football fields.
Can’t believe anything NFL is still being posted on FR.
What a load of crap!
Nobody made you click on the thread.
Nobody asked you to post this crap every week.
Or to defend these dopes who profit while spitting in our faces.
Why would you respond at all to such a stupid comment. They want to be morons and destroy their careers by kneeling let them. My love of country is not threatened by some jerks kneeling and I will not stop watching the sport because of such insanity. I will not pay to go to the games and I will not buy gear. But people here pick the wrong fights all the time so they can feel better about themselves as they sit home and do nothing about the real things going on like cobfederate statues being torn down while they did nothing. Been hearing forever here on this board about the right to bear arms and freedom and the First Amendment blah blah but when push came to shove the South did not rise and stop what to me were important and historical monuments from being taken down.
They try and take down that Columbus statue in Manhattan and I will be in jail. And I wont talk a big game.
Plans already in Place For Us Staten Island just to take the statue if Manhattan doesn’t want it. To me big talking Southerners just laid down and died when it came to the statues. But they are going insane about some players kneeling.
Anyway God punish to me but good for watching the Jets and thinking they would go to 500.
Khan!!!!
Mccown!!!!
There is always a reason someone has been a journeyman for 15 years
My wife is calling New England and Philadelphia for the Super Bowl
Not my post but I enjoy them. WTF are you the posting police? I happen to enjoy football and while I do not care for the SJW using it as a podium i am not ready to abandon it yet.
I’m curious why u post these threads each week promoting the NFL.
Is this a thread for gamblers so they know who is playing who for
betting purposes?
I find that trolls on the internet hate it most when you just ignore them.
You’re living your life in peace and in harmony
You making your own decisions
That’s how it’s got to be for you and me
So many people are running around and ‘round
Without no sense of logic
Seems to me that J.J. Watt would be far more deserving of that honor.
I’m waiting for the Rams-Eagles game myself. I think Philly is the more complete team, but i am curious to see how Wentz reacts to Son of Bum’s defense.
Amen. The NFL is anti-American garbage.
We may as well have FR threads extolling Antifa, laying out their protest schedule, discussing the blow-by-blow at their recent riots, etc.
Once upon a time, I posted a picture of me with a couple of Broncos Cheerleaders, and Bender immediately photoshopped his alter ego in my place. Funny.
Dak and the Cowboys won’t be doing a repeat of the 13-wins last season.
I doubt Dak will ever see another 13-win season.
I would love to see a rematch of the 2004 Super Bowl teams. The Eagles lost by a field goal with no thanks to the huddle-puking Donovan McNabb. Terrell Owens played the whole game with a broken leg, played his heart out, and McNabb missed him. I guarantee Carson Wentz will not puke in the huddle and maybe I’ll see my home team win its first championship since 1960.
I mean, like, I really like that nice young lady’s belly button decoration. Oh this is about football. Uh, gotta think about this a while.
Somebody’s streak is coming to an end ... it won’t be the Steelers.
Cards can’t seem to get it going ... Texans are wounded. But someone has to win, right? Cards.
Let’s see if they can make it 2 in a row without Rodgers. Packers.
Lions.
Browns. . . . . . . . . just kidding - Jags win easily.
Chiefs.
What is this ... the 70s? Vikes and Rams in powerhouse positions? It’s like Tarkenton and Haden are back. Crazy! Rams win.
Phins.
Ain’ts.
Bolts suck at home ... BiLLLLs suck on the road. BiLLLLs.
Broncos are falling apart. Bengals.
Patsies are on a roll ... they’ll win again.
Dallas has a way of playing hard after an ugly loss. COWBOYS!!!!!
Seahags.
What do you think we're doing ... getting together and watching all these games, worshipping the players, buying all of their gear? Dude, we're just picking weekly winners. Most probably don't even watch but one game ... just check to see who won. Chill out.
And yet you clicked on it, anyway.
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