Posted on 04/12/2018 7:23:06 AM PDT by C19fan
It did!
Wait. What are you still doing here?
There is only the Second coming of Christ.
Then how do the dead get resurrected? How do the living get transformed?
Toe to toe
Dancing very close
Barely breathing
Almost comatose
Wall to wall
People hypnotized
And they’re stepping lightly
Hang each night in Rapture
Back to back
Sacroiliac
Spineless movement
And a wild attack
Face to face
Sadly solitude
And it’s finger popping
Twenty-four hour shopping in Rapture
Fab Five Freddie told me everybody’s high
DJ’s spinnin’ are savin’ my mind
Flash is fast, Flash is cool
Francois sez fas, Flashe’ no do
And you don’t stop, sure shot
Go out to the parking lot
And you get in your car and you drive real far
And you drive all night and then you see a light
And it comes right down and lands on the ground
And out comes a man from Mars
And you try to run but he’s got a gun
And he shoots you dead and he eats your head
And then you’re in the man from Mars
You go out at night, eatin’ cars
You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too
Mercury’s and Subaru’s
And you don’t stop, you keep on eatin’ cars
Then, when there’s no more cars
You go out at night and eat up bars where the people meet
Face to face, dance cheek to cheek
One to one, man to man
Dance toe too toe
Don’t move to slow, ‘cause the man from Mars
Is through with cars, he’s eatin’ bars
Yeah, wall to wall, door to door, hall to hall
He’s gonna eat ‘em all
Rapture, be pure
Take a tour, through the sewer
Don’t strain your brain, paint a train
You’ll be singin’ in the rain
I said don’t stop, to punk rock
Well now you see what you wanna be
Just have your party on TV
‘Cause the man from Mars won’t eat up bars when the TV’s on
And now he’s gone back up to space
Where he won’t have a hassle with the human race
And you hip-hop, and you don’t stop
Just blast off, sure shot
‘Cause the man from Mars stopped eatin’ cars and eatin’ bars
And now he only eats guitars, get up!
Will we ever go one day without Russia in the headlines?
No to both questions.
Ever notice that those who keep predicting the Rapture/End of the World scenario are also the ones totally convinced they are going to be one of the 144,000 raptured ?
To add further confusion to the issue, if 144,000 people disappeared amongst the population of the planet at this moment... would anyone even notice ?
I fell for one of those a little bit. In fact, a movie was even made because of all the interest at the time. It was called 2012.
I don’t bother any more. Probably the most interesting one was the one by Jonathan Cahn (wrote “The Harbinger). That one was of interest to me because several here said he was the real deal and, most importantly, he used precise dates.
But a funny thing happened. One day, about a month before the date arrived, he posted a youtube video where he literally looked like he had smoked a couple of joints, and he started backpedaling on the precise dates. But he still stuck with it as a “soon” thing. Some here really tried to support him.
Well, that was a while ago and, guess what? We’re still here. I now put all these things in the category of the warning about ignoring people in the end times who say, “Jesus has returned! He’s in this or that house.” I read the bible. I watch for the signs. Not even Jesus knew the exact day. But it is pretty obvious it’s fairly close.
When you die, for you, the world HAS come to an end - for you. Who knows maybe a lot of these theorists are slated to die this month...
The closest thing I can think of as support for the “rapture” is Revelation 7, after the sealing of the 144k.
What??? AGAIN? Shoot. I just planted my garden.
The rapture has nothing to do with astrology. There are no planetary or constellation alignments required. In fact the rapture can and will
happen at any time with no preconditions required.
Right If the apostle Paul was writing in the 19th century....
I beg to differ. Rapture was one of the best songs of the 80's.
So, I should pull all my money from my 401k and buy a sportscar?.........................
There are a lot more than 144000 to be raptured and those that truly believe/understand are not making predictions regarding the date. If you are going to ridicule the beliefs of others at least ridicule the beliefs not the false portrayal of them
Not again. I’m tired of the world ending every time I turn around.
I like red bananas........but you can’t buy them any more..................
See post 32.
YOU beat me to the finish line. This time.
although, the Cubs winning the World Series was a definite omen...
Yes idiots have predicted the rapture thousands of times incorrectly it doesn’t make heresy. Looking for the word rapture in the Bible is like looking for uterus. It’s there just not by that name. The seven feast days given to Moses are prophetic, it is no coincidence that Christ died on Passover it was GODs timing. The spring feast were fulfilled by incarnate Christ now the feast of the trumpets is next where we are called up to be with Him for 7 years before the next feast tabernacles maybe for the literal millennium reign then comes the new Heaven and Earth and time will have no meaning
151,600 people die each day.
So yeah. For millions of people - THE WORLD WILL END THIS MONTH.
Panic at your own leisure.
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