Skip to comments.Uganda's President Wants to Ban Oral Sex, Says the "Mouth is for Eating"
Posted on 04/19/2018 10:44:56 AM PDT by Simon Green
Uganda's President Yoweri Museveni has issued what he calls a "public warning" against oral sex.
The president claims the practice has been pushed on Ugandans by "outsiders," and argues that the mouth is solely for eating.
"Let me take this opportunity to warn our people publicly about the wrong practices indulged in and promoted by some of the outsiders," he told the press during an address.
"One of them is what they call oral sex. The mouth is for eating, not for sex. We know the address of sex, we know where sex is," he continued.
According to the Daily Mail, back in 2014 Museveni stated that performing oral sex could cause people to get worms. "You push the mouth there, you can come back with worms and they enter your stomach because that is a wrong address," he is quoted as saying.
That same year he passed the "Anti-Homosexuality Act," which makes being gay illegal in Uganda, and makes it a criminal offense to not report someone for being gay.
Though it's sadly clear that Museveni is serious about his disapproval of oral sex, folks online have managed to find the humor in his comments.
Bill Clinton taught a whole generation that’s not true.
And away we go..
And his point is? :)
That leaves Obama out
And the anus is for crapping.
Hillary’s is for gulping down large quantities of liquor. Is that ok?
“Uganda’s President Wants to Ban Oral Sex, Says the “Mouth is for Eating”
Yes...and? Where’s the conflict?
So why aren't all the LGBTVTGABC123EIEIO folks over there protesting against that guy instead of staying here thinking up new ways to force themselves on our society and dreaming up new nonexistent "discriminations" to which they are being subjected?
And Bill also taught us that cigars aren't just for smoking, and sinks aren't just for washing your hands.
“We know the address of sex...”
Just crossed Uganda off my bucket list.
The mouth is for eating, not for sex.
And yet he uses his for yapping.
“So why aren’t all the LGBTVTGABC123EIEIO folks over there protesting against that guy instead of staying here thinking up new ways to force themselves on our society and dreaming up new nonexistent “discriminations” to which they are being subjected? “
We know the address of sex...
There’s also Woman Hollering Creek in Texas...I’m figuring that this was all about the rest of the day.
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