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Police Use Stun Gun On Man Attempting To Have Sex With Car [KS]
CBS Chicago ^ | May 3, 2018 at 12:54 pm | Staff

Posted on 05/03/2018 1:19:17 PM PDT by Red Badger

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To: Red Badger
...officers used a stun gun...

His plan worked, then.
61 posted on 05/03/2018 1:48:42 PM PDT by \/\/ayne (I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper.)
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To: Red Badger

If this guy votes at all, betcha he votes rat.


62 posted on 05/03/2018 1:49:08 PM PDT by redfreedom
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To: Red Badger

Reminds me of the joke about the Irishman who went to blow up a bus.

He burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe. ;)


63 posted on 05/03/2018 1:52:03 PM PDT by MV=PY (The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
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To: Responsibility2nd

“RAPE!!!”


64 posted on 05/03/2018 1:55:06 PM PDT by onedoug
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To: ethom

Hot Rod! ;-)


65 posted on 05/03/2018 1:55:08 PM PDT by CodeJockey (Trump... The exorcist of Cultural Marxism)
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To: Red Badger

Tailpipe? That’s pretty low, isn’t it?


66 posted on 05/03/2018 1:56:49 PM PDT by NEMDF
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To: Red Badger

He misread the name Focus!
Buuda Boom, Budda Yuck!


67 posted on 05/03/2018 2:02:02 PM PDT by GOYAKLA
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To: Red Badger

I guess the car beat what was on offer inside the bar.


68 posted on 05/03/2018 2:02:32 PM PDT by sphinx
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To: GOYAKLA

Maybe he thought it was a Priapus................


69 posted on 05/03/2018 2:04:20 PM PDT by Red Badger (Remember all the great work Obama did for the black community?.............. Me neither.)
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To: bunkerhill7

He was buggering a Bug?.................


70 posted on 05/03/2018 2:06:15 PM PDT by Red Badger (Remember all the great work Obama did for the black community?.............. Me neither.)
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To: Yaelle

He misunderstood when someone told him the car needed a jump.


71 posted on 05/03/2018 2:09:17 PM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: Red Badger

A little ‘pipe on pipe’ action. Hey, it is okay for Barry and Reggie!


72 posted on 05/03/2018 2:12:18 PM PDT by bobby.223 (Retired up in the snowy Mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a great life!)
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To: Red Badger

The police are probably lucky that the involuntary muscle reaction to the stun gun didn’t cause the guy to Lorena Bobbit himself.


73 posted on 05/03/2018 2:12:22 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: DannyTN; bobby.223

I wonder if it was a Hot Rod?...................


74 posted on 05/03/2018 2:15:23 PM PDT by Red Badger (Remember all the great work Obama did for the black community?.............. Me neither.)
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To: ameribbean expat; unkus; SkyPilot; ZULU; Jet Jaguar; left that other site; MamaDearest; ...

Has to be a Liberal; just has to be!! In fact, my guess it’s a Liberal politician moving on from sticking it to We the People to working on inanimate objects.


75 posted on 05/03/2018 2:17:12 PM PDT by ExTexasRedhead
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To: Red Badger

“they believe drugs May be involved...?”

no kidding?


76 posted on 05/03/2018 2:17:26 PM PDT by Chickensoup (Leftists today are speaking as if they plan to commence to commit genocide against conservatives.)
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To: Red Badger

#MGToo


77 posted on 05/03/2018 2:17:32 PM PDT by Chad N. Freud (FR is the modern equivalent of the Committees of Correspondence. Let other analogies arise.)
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To: PGR88

I wouldn’t blame him if it was a 1968 Mustang fastback

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POST OF THE DAY1


78 posted on 05/03/2018 2:18:10 PM PDT by Chickensoup (Leftists today are speaking as if they plan to commence to commit genocide against conservatives.)
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To: Red Badger

Another DEMOCRAT!!


79 posted on 05/03/2018 2:19:56 PM PDT by 2harddrive
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To: Chad N. Freud

Mighta been an Alfa Romeo....................


80 posted on 05/03/2018 2:19:59 PM PDT by Red Badger (Remember all the great work Obama did for the black community?.............. Me neither.)
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