Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

CNN: Evil Trump Kidnaps Three People From North Korean Paradise-SATIRE
The Babylon Bee ^ | 5/10/18 | Staff

Posted on 05/10/2018 12:35:06 PM PDT by fungoking

ATLANTA, GA—An exclusive new CNN report revealed Thursday that President Trump has kidnapped three people from the paradise of North Korea, forcing them to get on a plane and return to the United States against their wishes.

A teary-eyed CNN anchor broke the story, visibly enraged at the egregious act of international terrorism. CNN reporters had discovered that the three visitors had been in North Korea enjoying a vacation for many months before Trump unilaterally decided to have them forcibly flown back to America, even aggressively accosting them when they landed.

“This heartbreaking story shows just how low President Trump will go,” the anchor said, his voice quavering. “How much longer will this country allow this madman to go on trampling the name of the United States on the world stage? This is an unprecedented act, for a sitting president to personally kidnap perfectly happy visitors to the communist wonderland of North Korea.” “The time for impeachment is now!” he added, beginning to chant, “Impeach Trump! Impeach Trump!”

At publishing time, sources at CNN had been able to confirm that Trump is planning on flying to a meeting with Kim Jong Un, where the two will discuss how to most efficiently destroy and enslave the world.


TOPICS: Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: kim; satire; trump
You just can't tell what's satire these days.
1 posted on 05/10/2018 12:35:06 PM PDT by fungoking
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: fungoking

That does seem like something they would write.


2 posted on 05/10/2018 12:37:12 PM PDT by EdnaMode
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: fungoking

Shameless collusion with a Communist dictator.


3 posted on 05/10/2018 12:42:23 PM PDT by Genoa (Luke 12:2)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: fungoking

I have also heard that Mueller plans to subpoena these three Trump associates.


4 posted on 05/10/2018 12:45:51 PM PDT by bigbob (Trust Sessions. Trust the Plan.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: fungoking

5 posted on 05/10/2018 12:58:59 PM PDT by carriage_hill
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: fungoking

Chuck Schumer, are you listening?


6 posted on 05/10/2018 12:59:06 PM PDT by Jack Hammer
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: All

He was a hooligan and a wrecker, an anti-Stalinist agitator and very likely suffering from sluggish schizophrenia which caused him to speak out against the glories of the Motherland. Is that about right?


7 posted on 05/10/2018 1:00:41 PM PDT by Peter ODonnell (I've had it with Stormy Daniels, well what I mean is ...)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 6 | View Replies]

To: fungoking
Top story of all MSM outlets! 😂
8 posted on 05/10/2018 1:01:38 PM PDT by Pajamajan ( Pray for our nation. Thank the Lord for everything you have. Don't wait. Do it tokday.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: fungoking

ABC: Pres. Trump murders innocent cancer cells.


9 posted on 05/10/2018 1:05:20 PM PDT by Stepan12 (It is Civll War right now..)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: fungoking

“Trump boards a government plane under the cloak of darkness to meet 3 North Korean spies; claims to have discussed grandkids and golf.”


10 posted on 05/10/2018 1:43:03 PM PDT by GnuThere
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: EdnaMode

Deep down, that is how they feel. Anything to spite Trump and make him look bad. Some were probably hoping Kim would nuke us, just to make Trump look bad.

Mad Maxine: “If Kim nukes us, Trump’s gonna get us into a war!”


11 posted on 05/10/2018 7:50:47 PM PDT by Fred Hayek (The Democratic Party is now the operational arm of the CPUSA)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

For some reason, AT&T is insisting on having ownership of this crap property.


12 posted on 05/10/2018 11:20:30 PM PDT by Gene Eric (Don't be a statist!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson