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Take a Break FRiends;)
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Posted on 06/27/2018 10:34:22 AM PDT by sodpoodle
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My email friend is on vacation - so I had to find something to amuse y'all.
Post your favorites:)
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posted on
06/27/2018 10:34:22 AM PDT
by
sodpoodle
To: sodpoodle
This is a really old one:
Did you hear about the plastic surgeon who hung himself? -Tom
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posted on
06/27/2018 10:39:25 AM PDT
by
Capt. Tom
To: sodpoodle
Thank you FRiend. Good to take time to laugh.
Usually share good posts from here w my wife ......
Did you show yours ?
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posted on
06/27/2018 10:41:24 AM PDT
by
jcon40
(The other post before yours really nails it for me. I have been a DOithS / PC guy forever and alway)
To: sodpoodle
BAWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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posted on
06/27/2018 10:47:11 AM PDT
by
SkyDancer
( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
To: sodpoodle
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posted on
06/27/2018 10:50:21 AM PDT
by
Trillian
To: sodpoodle
That’s funny on a couple of levels.
She walked right into the trap.
The wise husband would (quickly!)follow this prank with keys to the actual car that she was expecting.
Now she’s thinking of ways to turn the tables.
“All in good time, my love, all in good time!”
To: sodpoodle
Considering that my real name IS Bob, I felt compelled to send this to my wife. I hope she laughs.
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posted on
06/27/2018 10:50:29 AM PDT
by
Quality_Not_Quantity
(Capitalists sign their checks on the front. Socialists sign theirs on the back.)
To: Quality_Not_Quantity
better reconsider that, Bob
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posted on
06/27/2018 11:00:33 AM PDT
by
ghostkatz
(catslivesmatter....all 9 of them)
To: sodpoodle
A woman was complaining to her husband that her breasts were too small. Her husband replied “well why don’t you rub them with toilet paper?” The wife replied “ do you think that will work? “ The husband replied, “ why not , it worked on your butt! “.
CC
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posted on
06/27/2018 11:10:09 AM PDT
by
Celtic Conservative
(Do you know what really burns my ass? A flame about 3 feet high.)
To: sodpoodle
Husband: What do you want for Valentines?
Wife: Get me something that will make be look sexy.
Husband: A gym membership?
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posted on
06/27/2018 11:11:50 AM PDT
by
stinkerpot65
(Global warming is a Marxist lie.)
To: sodpoodle
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posted on
06/27/2018 11:13:09 AM PDT
by
Sergio
(An object at rest cannot be stopped! - The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight)
To: ghostkatz
better reconsider that, BobToo late. I am now in hiding. Don't tell her. Please.
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posted on
06/27/2018 11:17:25 AM PDT
by
Quality_Not_Quantity
(Capitalists sign their checks on the front. Socialists sign theirs on the back.)
To: Quality_Not_Quantity
We would rather not have to report you missing since Friday. :)
To: stinkerpot65
Husband comments that wife should quit watching cooking demonstration shows, as they have had no effect on her skills in the kitchen.
Wife replies that he might want to consider giving up watching porn for a similar reason.
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posted on
06/27/2018 11:19:31 AM PDT
by
Quality_Not_Quantity
(Capitalists sign their checks on the front. Socialists sign theirs on the back.)
To: Quality_Not_Quantity
I asked the wife what she wanted for her birthday.
She said she wanted me to take her somewhere she has never been before.
I took her to the stove.
To: stinkerpot65
I come back from a grocery run with maybe two hundred dollars worth of booze, and my wife yells at me.
So I told her she sometimes spends just as much on clothes and makeup and fancy shampoos and stuff.
So she says “I want to look beautiful for you, honey!”
And I say “that’s what the booze is for!”
She says I can stop sleeping on the couch maybe next week.
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posted on
06/27/2018 11:30:33 AM PDT
by
golux
To: sodpoodle
Our marriage counselor said that my wife and I should have sex every night. Jeez, now I’ll never see her!
Rodney Dangerfeld
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posted on
06/27/2018 11:35:25 AM PDT
by
Junk Silver
("It's a little hard to herd people onto trains when they're shooting at you." SirLurkedalot)
To: Junk Silver
Me and my old lady agreed we would only smoke after sex. I haven’t had a smoke in months. She’s up to 3 packs a day.
Dangerfield.
To: shelterguy
My wife said she wanted to make love in the back seat. And she wanted me to drive. No respect I tell ya.
Rodney
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posted on
06/27/2018 11:46:00 AM PDT
by
Phlap
(REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
To: sodpoodle
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posted on
06/27/2018 11:52:23 AM PDT
by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZGw2M)
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