Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

My email friend is on vacation - so I had to find something to amuse y'all.

Post your favorites:)

1 posted on 06/27/2018 10:34:22 AM PDT by sodpoodle
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies ]


To: sodpoodle
This is a really old one:

Did you hear about the plastic surgeon who hung himself? -Tom

2 posted on 06/27/2018 10:39:25 AM PDT by Capt. Tom
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: sodpoodle

Thank you FRiend. Good to take time to laugh.

Usually share good posts from here w my wife ......

Did you show yours ?


3 posted on 06/27/2018 10:41:24 AM PDT by jcon40 (The other post before yours really nails it for me. I have been a DOithS / PC guy forever and alway)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: sodpoodle
BAWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Hai_zpsd8189344

4 posted on 06/27/2018 10:47:11 AM PDT by SkyDancer ( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: sodpoodle

lolol


5 posted on 06/27/2018 10:50:21 AM PDT by Trillian
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: sodpoodle

That’s funny on a couple of levels.
She walked right into the trap.
The wise husband would (quickly!)follow this prank with keys to the actual car that she was expecting.
Now she’s thinking of ways to turn the tables.
“All in good time, my love, all in good time!”


6 posted on 06/27/2018 10:50:25 AM PDT by lee martell
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: sodpoodle

Considering that my real name IS Bob, I felt compelled to send this to my wife. I hope she laughs.


7 posted on 06/27/2018 10:50:29 AM PDT by Quality_Not_Quantity (Capitalists sign their checks on the front. Socialists sign theirs on the back.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: sodpoodle

A woman was complaining to her husband that her breasts were too small. Her husband replied “well why don’t you rub them with toilet paper?” The wife replied “ do you think that will work? “ The husband replied, “ why not , it worked on your butt! “.

CC


9 posted on 06/27/2018 11:10:09 AM PDT by Celtic Conservative (Do you know what really burns my ass? A flame about 3 feet high.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: sodpoodle

Husband: What do you want for Valentines?
Wife: Get me something that will make be look sexy.
Husband: A gym membership?


10 posted on 06/27/2018 11:11:50 AM PDT by stinkerpot65 (Global warming is a Marxist lie.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: sodpoodle

bkmk


11 posted on 06/27/2018 11:13:09 AM PDT by Sergio (An object at rest cannot be stopped! - The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: sodpoodle

Our marriage counselor said that my wife and I should have sex every night. Jeez, now I’ll never see her!

Rodney Dangerfeld


17 posted on 06/27/2018 11:35:25 AM PDT by Junk Silver ("It's a little hard to herd people onto trains when they're shooting at you." SirLurkedalot)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: sodpoodle

LOL!


20 posted on 06/27/2018 11:52:23 AM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZGw2M)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: sodpoodle

Lol!

She deserves it. So mean. You forget a stupid day and you expect a freaking $60k car???


21 posted on 06/27/2018 11:54:04 AM PDT by Yaelle
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson