My email friend is on vacation - so I had to find something to amuse y'all.
Post your favorites:)
1 posted on
06/27/2018 10:34:22 AM PDT by
sodpoodle
To: sodpoodle
This is a really old one:
Did you hear about the plastic surgeon who hung himself? -Tom
2 posted on
06/27/2018 10:39:25 AM PDT by
Capt. Tom
To: sodpoodle
Thank you FRiend. Good to take time to laugh.
Usually share good posts from here w my wife ......
Did you show yours ?
3 posted on
06/27/2018 10:41:24 AM PDT by
jcon40
(The other post before yours really nails it for me. I have been a DOithS / PC guy forever and alway)
To: sodpoodle
BAWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
4 posted on
06/27/2018 10:47:11 AM PDT by
SkyDancer
( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
To: sodpoodle
5 posted on
06/27/2018 10:50:21 AM PDT by
Trillian
To: sodpoodle
That’s funny on a couple of levels.
She walked right into the trap.
The wise husband would (quickly!)follow this prank with keys to the actual car that she was expecting.
Now she’s thinking of ways to turn the tables.
“All in good time, my love, all in good time!”
To: sodpoodle
Considering that my real name IS Bob, I felt compelled to send this to my wife. I hope she laughs.
7 posted on
06/27/2018 10:50:29 AM PDT by
Quality_Not_Quantity
(Capitalists sign their checks on the front. Socialists sign theirs on the back.)
To: sodpoodle
A woman was complaining to her husband that her breasts were too small. Her husband replied “well why don’t you rub them with toilet paper?” The wife replied “ do you think that will work? “ The husband replied, “ why not , it worked on your butt! “.
CC
9 posted on
06/27/2018 11:10:09 AM PDT by
Celtic Conservative
(Do you know what really burns my ass? A flame about 3 feet high.)
To: sodpoodle
Husband: What do you want for Valentines?
Wife: Get me something that will make be look sexy.
Husband: A gym membership?
10 posted on
06/27/2018 11:11:50 AM PDT by
stinkerpot65
(Global warming is a Marxist lie.)
To: sodpoodle
11 posted on
06/27/2018 11:13:09 AM PDT by
Sergio
(An object at rest cannot be stopped! - The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight)
To: sodpoodle
Our marriage counselor said that my wife and I should have sex every night. Jeez, now I’ll never see her!
Rodney Dangerfeld
17 posted on
06/27/2018 11:35:25 AM PDT by
Junk Silver
("It's a little hard to herd people onto trains when they're shooting at you." SirLurkedalot)
To: sodpoodle
20 posted on
06/27/2018 11:52:23 AM PDT by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZGw2M)
To: sodpoodle
Lol!
She deserves it. So mean. You forget a stupid day and you expect a freaking $60k car???
21 posted on
06/27/2018 11:54:04 AM PDT by
Yaelle
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