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Posted on 06/27/2018 1:58:24 PM PDT by fungoking
As Justice Kennedy Retires, Nation Takes Moment To Thank God Hillary Clinton
U.S.After Justice Kennedy announced his retirement Wednesday, the nation took a brief moment to thank the Lord that Hillary Clinton lost the 2016 election, and thus would not be able to select his replacement for the Supreme Court.
The nation acknowledged that it didnt deserve Gods blessings but thanked Him anyway for sparing them a Clinton presidency.
Father God, we just want to thank You that Hillary Clinton didnt win the presidency. We know, Lord, that Trump isnt ideal either, but hoo boy. That was a close one, one man said in a special emergency prayer and thanksgiving service held at his church in Kentucky. You truly are wise and sovereign.
The nations Never Trump movement reportedly remained steadfast in its opposition to the president, still being troubled by his policies and lack of moral character, but silently thanked God anyway that at least that crazy woman didnt win.
Her election would have made the court 5-4 liberal at the beginning. 6-3 liberal with Kennedy’s replacement, with a good likelihood of replacing Ginsberg with a younger liberal judge (even if it meant more Arkancide).
Father God, we just want to thank You that Hillary Clinton didnt win the presidency. We know, Lord, that Trump isnt ideal either, but hoo boy...”
...as for the last part of this...I beg to differ. Bonehead!
I know Babylon Bee is always joking with us.
But there’s some seriousness here too.
If Hillary had won, either Merrick Garland or a more liberal justice would be on the Supreme Court, instead of Gorsuch. The recent cases would have been decided 5-4 in the other direction.
And today,a President Hillary would have her chance to tilt the Supreme Court in a decidedly liberal direction.
Food for thought.
I thank God about lots of things. Not always election results, but I think I do pray that things worked out in a good way in November 2016.
With Hitlery we didn’t dodge a bullet, we dodged a MOAB.
That’s not satire. We are on our knees thanking God for a Trump win.
I’m no Biblical scholar, but, have often heard that God has used seriously imperfect men towards His will.
And so it could well be with Donald Trump.
Any more Biblically knowledgeable, I hope they will educate us all. This reminds me too, how some liberal types wonder, how evangelicals can support Trump, given his life, and adultery and all that.
This is how John McStain gets sweet little Cindy into that sweet little Senate seat and vote with the Dems
We thank you Lord, from saving us from satan!
Every single day. The thank you is never ending. HRC shouldnt even be in charge of a cell block, just in one.
Hillary’s pick would have been much, much worse than Garland!
Garland was what Dems consider a moderate, and he was already in his 60s when nominated.
Dems actually thought that, at his age when he wouldn’t be long on the SC, and that his ‘moderation’ would combine to allow his Senate confirmation.
Grassley said “No” and even dared McConnell to overrule him if McConnell wanted to consider Garland.
Good point. Hillary could have pulled the Garland nomination, and replaced with a Wise Latina mini-me.
If that had happened, all these decisions this week would have been 5-4 the other way.
And now with the swing vote Kennedy retiring, a Hillary nominee would have consolidated the liberal bloc on the court.
In fact, if Hillary had won, Ruth Bader Ginsburg probably would have retired, and been replaced by a much younger radical.
Elections do have their consequences.
Not satire in my mind!
Some of the liberal reactions on twitter and other places have been just INSANE. I haven’t even made it over to KOS yet, not sure I can handle that much salty tears and infantile rage.
This is from Reddit.
“Game over. The American idea that all people, regardless of skin color, gender, sexuality, religion, nationality, etc are equal which we fought a bloody civil war over and waged a world war to defend, is dead. And rather than going out with a bang, our death blow is coming from a failed steak salesman turned reality TV star turned fascist politician named Drumpf. I am literally hyperventilating with rage.”
“Robert Mueller, if you could go ahead and speed up your investigating a little... some indictments or recommendations for indictment sure would help. Cant have a president appoint a justice with impeachment proceedings looming.”
“Locking up kids in cages and people think they are making America great again, what a joke. Were no better than the nazis at this point”
The morning of November 9, I felt like I had a fatal disease that suddenly went into remission.
Of course he does. The Bible is replete with instances of
God using imperfect, sinful men to carry out his will.
From the patriarchs of the Old Testament to the Apostles of
the new Testament, all were imperfect men.
I dunno; I think President Trump is an ideal President with stellar backbone. A real man. Something we haven’t seen since the Reagan Admin.
As if The Almighty didn’t KNOW EXACTLY how Trump would perform as POTUS. God not only KNEW, He hand-picked Donald John Trump to turn America back toward her Founding Principles. Trump is God’s “King Cyrus” for these Last Days before Christ returns. All is well.
Not satire - I did thank God today.
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