Posted on 07/18/2018 6:46:57 PM PDT by McGruff
Danica Patricks monologue to open the ESPYs went over like, well, a flat tire at the Indianapolis 500.
The newly retired racecar driver was the first woman to host the annual show honoring the past years best athletes and moments on Wednesday night in Los Angeles.
Her first joke about Cleveland fell flat. A crack about vertically challenged Astros second baseman Jose Altuve fell, uh, short too, although he managed a slight smile in the audience.
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is it a barcode for a scanner?
Look you can't win a race if you can't finish a race.
Reminds me of Amelia Earhart ... definitely a gender thing, a mediocre pilot by any standard; but, to Donica's credit she is more attractive than Amelia.
Her nickname is Crashica....
McCain didn’t fly fighter jets. He flew ground attack planes. Even his Admiral daddy couldn’t get him into fighters.
McCain didnt fly fighter jets. He flew ground attack planes. Even his Admiral daddy couldnt get him into fighters.
I thought he crashed them.../s
“I saw a photo of her standing next to an NFL QB. She really is tiny.”
And he’s NOT that tall (6’2”) and hates it when people remind him of that:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDEFfOWRDBY
Would Lazz hit it?
Picky, picky, picky... LOL
Well, at least three of them.
Why is there even ans ESPys? Count me among those who won’t support the Walt Disney Company’s ratings or its agenda... which Walt Disney, himself, would have hated if he was alive today.
Absolutely! Unfortunately they were not able pose in various erotic yoga positions...
We must be related...You just described my Mother (who everyone lovingly called "sarge")...
Or the Anna Kournikova of NASCAR.
It happens. I remember when they hired Sandy koufax to be color man in the booth after his brilliant career. Not only dull, but painfully dull. I think they had him out of there within two broadcasts.
https://sports.gunaxin.com/danica-patrick-tattoo-update/12761
Mine is a checkered flag-American flag with some angel wings and some stars and stuff. Its a two-part thing, I got the first half of it when I was 19 and I got the rest of it just a few months ago.
“Why is there even ans ESPys? “
There shouldn’t be. The ESPYS are the most useless of useless award shows, but it’s just an excuse to grab some ratings.
Ground attack is a far more dangerous occupation than fighter pilot.
Went out of my way not to watch it. Anybody know if they gave another courage award to some fruit, weirdo, or commie this year?
True, but fighter planes take more talent.
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