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The Headlines They Wish They Could Write: Day 1
Original content | 7/27/2018 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 07/27/2018 2:35:47 PM PDT by Lazamataz

Today, we discovered that the GDP, a measure of productivity and economic growth, accelerated to 4.1% this last quarter. It had to gall the News Misleadia, they must have been furious. I expected these headlines:

CBS: “Obama Lays Groundwork For Massive GDP Growth In 2018”

NYT: “Trump Fails To Reach 4.2% GDP, Economists Startled”

NBC: “Uncontrolled Expansion Threatens Trade Relations”

CNN: “Trump Russian Collusion Causes Freak Economic Spurt”

MSNBC: “Trump Sucks. Everyone Should Hate Him. Effing Nazi.”
I had fun creating these. I might make this a daily thing.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: lazpings
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To: AFreeBird; Lazamataz

Well done, free board.

Laz, wouldn’t miss it for the world. Please, oh pretty please, ping me.


61 posted on 07/27/2018 5:36:45 PM PDT by poconopundit (MAGA... Get the Spirit. Grow your community. Focus on your Life's Work. Empower the Young.)
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To: Lazamataz

Lead on, McDuff ...


62 posted on 07/27/2018 5:52:55 PM PDT by BlueLancer (Antifa and Social Justice Warriors (SJWs) = SturmAbteilung)
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To: Lazamataz
Yes, please . . . to all of the above.


63 posted on 07/27/2018 6:00:12 PM PDT by Oratam
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To: Lazamataz

The Democrat Party Media Machine is an annoying group of
characters who pretend they are political experts. Their lies smell like a bad odor.


64 posted on 07/27/2018 6:09:25 PM PDT by FreedBird (E)
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To: Lazamataz

please ping me


65 posted on 07/27/2018 6:29:22 PM PDT by Chickensoup (Leftists today are speaking as if they plan to commence to commit genocide against conservatives.)
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To: Yaelle; Lazamataz

get a room.


66 posted on 07/27/2018 6:31:05 PM PDT by Pelham (California, Mexico's socialist colony)
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To: Pelham; Yaelle
get a room.

We got a room, I only got to second base.

67 posted on 07/27/2018 6:43:30 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The New York Times is so openly dishonest, even their crossword puzzles lie.)
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To: Lazamataz

I’ll read everything you write, Laz!


68 posted on 07/27/2018 6:48:00 PM PDT by Taxman (We will never be a truly free people so long as we have the income tax and the IRS.)
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To: poconopundit

You did a good job there. In fact, you kinda predicted the future. :)


69 posted on 07/27/2018 7:11:52 PM PDT by Slyfox (Not my circus, not my monkeys)
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To: Lazamataz

ping Zatamazal

I’m never sure which ego I’m talking to.


70 posted on 07/27/2018 7:19:50 PM PDT by Eddie01
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To: Lazamataz

Ha!

That’s probably what they’d say.

Please keep me on your list.

Thank you.


71 posted on 07/27/2018 7:22:40 PM PDT by Califreak (Take Me Back To Constantinople)
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To: Lazamataz

You want to make a few bucks along the way?

Here’s a free idea for someone that can make it happen.

A weekly podcast.

A one or two minute recap of the news of the week. With a twist.

Narrated with a voice like John Facenda and the poetry and music of some of the first NFL films Presents.

Imagine this;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UezSvnSJNvM

But political.


72 posted on 07/27/2018 7:41:56 PM PDT by Zeneta
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To: Lazamataz

keep’em comin’ as you have been, add or delete as YOU so choose.


73 posted on 07/27/2018 8:02:24 PM PDT by harpu ( "...it's better to be hated for who you are than loved for someone you're not!")
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To: Lazamataz

Laz, I’m happy to be on the meaty list, but also the veggie list as well!

Keep ‘em coming!

:-D


74 posted on 07/27/2018 8:26:54 PM PDT by TEXOKIE
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To: Lazamataz

Please ping me concerning everything you write. Thanks!


75 posted on 07/27/2018 8:55:46 PM PDT by Silentgypsy ( “If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.”__Scorpion)
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To: Lazamataz
I might make this a daily thing.

DO IT!!!!!

76 posted on 07/27/2018 8:57:53 PM PDT by lkco
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To: Lazamataz

When you see my name think “I’d ping that”


77 posted on 07/27/2018 9:20:42 PM PDT by Lee Enfield (We aren't tired of winning, they aren't tired of whining. I'm comfortable with that.)
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To: Lazamataz

Ping me to all your stuff... thanks.


78 posted on 07/27/2018 9:38:46 PM PDT by GOPJ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-s1_nfs7f4 STOP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-IsingvI_I)
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To: Lazamataz; Pelham

Laz, a trailer is not a room. I wanted an ocean view.


79 posted on 07/27/2018 11:02:42 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: Lazamataz
Hey, Laz.

Put a brotha on your pong list?

Good stuff. I vote for daily Laz.

:)

Bagster


80 posted on 07/28/2018 12:31:51 AM PDT by bagster ( "Even bad men love their mamas.")
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