A Big Butt Is A Healthy Butt: Women With Big Butts Are Smarter And Healthier, Study Reveals

Tinnuochan ^ | 23JUL18 | Tin Nước Hàn

[vannrox]

Scientists from the University of Oxford have discovered that women with larger than average butts are not only increasingly intelligent but also very resistant to chronic illnesses, exciting right?

According to ABC News, the results found that women with bigger backsides tend to have lower levels of cholesterol and are more likely to produce hormones to metabolize sugar.

As is turns out, big butts are now proven to do more than just please the eye. This new study shows that women with big butts are less likely to have diabetes or heart problems.

And having a big butt requires an excess of Omega 3 fats, which have been proven to catalyze brain development.

The ABC News reports Professor Konstantinos Manolopoulos’s statement, the leader of the study, “Professor Konstantinos Manolopoulos, who leads the team at the University of Oxford, says that women with more fat on the buttocks have lower levels of cholesterol and glucose.”

[Equine1952]

Fat bottom girls. I believe it was a Queen song from the 70’s. Freddy Mercury was cutting edge 40 odd years ago. Who’da thunk it.

[Osage Orange]

That is such a telling picture...

Two men...one in women's clothing...the other in men's clothing...and both are effeminate.....And couldn't probably figure how to change a tire..Or start a lawn mower.

Michael and Barack....are the biggest frauds ever in this country...!!!

[OldMissileer]

Another worthless PC “study.”

Big butts on young women turn into massive, cellulite-ridden butts when they hit their 30s and they sure do not look good no matter what the age of a woman. It really doesn’t look healthy and it is not healthy.

No thanks.

[OldMissileer]

“Your wife’s a tranny, isn’t she Gus?. Gooney Goo Goo.”

I thought it was "Big Foot," but either way it is funny.

[Noumenon]

Um... never mind.

[867V309]

Fat bottom girls. I believe it was a Queen song from the 70’s. Freddy Mercury was cutting edge 40 odd years ago. Who’da thunk it.

giant butts, fat injected lips, despicable ghetto music, mainstreaming ignorance.      enjoy.

[piasa]

Big butts are one thing but Dunlap’s Disease is quit another.

[Fhios]

I saw a woman today who’s IQ must be over 185 and will most likely live to 135.

[Noumenon]

I remember that old Cosby routine
..

[familyop]

Oxford, with a study that was really born in the celebrity photos in British tabloids, obviously. Some of those photos,
by the way, have even been photo-shopped for broadened posterity. Apparently, many of the British elite have Kardashianitis: a mental condition.

[gundog]

Eddie Murphy.

[doorgunner69]

"Get her a cheeseburger!"

The usual suspects will show up to support chubbos.

[doorgunner69]

Only works for female butts, Mike. You be SOL.

[Noumenon]

So it was. It’s been a while....

[Free in Texas]

Finally. Vindication for Sir Mix Alot!

[grey_whiskers]

Dunlap’s Disease? Looks more like Michelin Man syndrome if you ask me...

[1_Rain_Drop]

uhm... the study is about butts, not bellies.

" This new study shows that women with big butts are less likely to have diabetes or heart problems. "

Wookie has no heart so it has no problems. BTW, did the zeros fund this study?

[dfwgator]

[1_Inch_Group]

Speaking as a male with larger than life hindquarters.....what does that say for me?

That everyone is enjoying my big juicy butt?

That makes me feel oddly satisfied.

But, seriously. Dudes with big butts...that’s good too, ammirite?

[MoochPooch]

I’ve often been called cheeky. (rimshot)