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Ocasio-Cortez Appears On ‘Sesame Street’ To Debate Economic Plan With The Count-SATIRE
The Babylon Bee ^ | 8/10/18 | Staff

Posted on 08/13/2018 5:00:47 AM PDT by fungoking

NEW YORK, NY—Star Democratic political candidate Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez finally accepted a challenge to debate her economic plan with Count von Count, esteemed number expert from Sesame Street, on a special guest appearance that aired Friday.

The congressional candidate got into a heated exchange with the legendary counting expert, fumbling her words as he calmly tallied up the trillions of dollars she hadn’t accounted for in her proposals.

“The number of the day is… 30 trillion dollars! Ah! Ah! Ah!” the Count began in his opening statement, as a number “30” puppet followed by a bunch of zeroes started dancing behind him. “Vhat is your plan for vinding this kind of money?”

“Like, we like, pay for other things and just like, invent money and stuff to pay for national security and stuff, so why can’t we invent trillions for making jobs and healthcare and education?” she responded, but the Count was ready with a helpful chart that pointed out that the existing programs she referred to didn’t total anywhere near the cost of her proposals.

“ONE failed politico-economic worldview—Ah! Ah! Ah!” the Count said, dealing a fatal blow as Ocasio-Cortez stormed off the set.

At publishing time, she had tweeted that the Count’s offer to debate was akin to “catcalling” and that Sesame Street producers should have labeled the segment as satirical.


TOPICS: Humor; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: humor; occasionalcortex; socialism

1 posted on 08/13/2018 5:00:47 AM PDT by fungoking
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To: fungoking

I want to watch it, but don’t want to download the app...I assumed there is a video...is there one?


2 posted on 08/13/2018 5:10:33 AM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists: They believe in the "Invisible Hand" only when it is guided by government.)
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To: rlmorel

I want to watch it, but don’t want to download the app...I assumed there is a video...is there one?

not on you tube...


3 posted on 08/13/2018 5:13:16 AM PDT by heterosupremacist (Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God.)
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To: heterosupremacist

LOL, it seemed like a video would be fitting!


4 posted on 08/13/2018 5:14:19 AM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists: They believe in the "Invisible Hand" only when it is guided by government.)
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To: fungoking

Sesame Street is about that bimbo’s speed.


5 posted on 08/13/2018 5:34:03 AM PDT by simpson96
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To: fungoking
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6 posted on 08/13/2018 5:36:43 AM PDT by atc23
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To: fungoking

I bet The Count wins the debate hands down.


7 posted on 08/13/2018 6:44:35 AM PDT by Don@VB (Power Corrupts)
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To: fungoking
Oh, Ms. Ocasio-Cortez: Please never give up. Please keep talking.

Keep talking and talking and talking.

8 posted on 08/13/2018 6:46:46 AM PDT by Mrs. Don-o (If women ran theworld we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. Robin Williams)
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