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Man Who Intentionally Divided Nation For Eight Years Calls For Unity-SATIRE?
The Babylon Bee ^ | 9/7/18 | Staff

Posted on 09/07/2018 8:57:19 PM PDT by fungoking

URBANA, IL—In a moving speech delivered Friday, President Barack Obama called for the nation to turn from fear, anger, and resentment, despite having stoked these emotions at every opportunity during his time in office.

The man who had carefully stoked divisions and pushed identity politics for a full eight years called the nation to turn away from divisive “politics of resentment” and instead be loving and inclusive.

“Common ground exists, I have seen it, I have lived it,” he said, though his presidency was spent turning people on each other and encouraging a culture of victimhood and resentment. “I know I spent a lot of time encouraging you to feel oppressed by each other so you would look to the federal government to fix things and turn a blind eye while I massively increased the power of the executive branch. But this time I’m serious. Let’s not hate each other, at least not until a Democrat is in office again.”

He also blasted President Trump for his policies and brash style of governance, hoping the assault on Trump’s rude behavior would help Democrats forget that Obama bombed foreign countries constantly throughout his presidency. “Trump is really mean, let’s all focus on that,” he said.


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1 posted on 09/07/2018 8:57:19 PM PDT by fungoking
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Shh.

We let him keep talking, more people remember why they voted for Trump instead of Hillary.

Perfect time for him to start talking. Better yet his wife Steve to start talking about vegetables again.


2 posted on 09/07/2018 8:58:58 PM PDT by 1_Inch_Group (If a lion could speak, we could not understand him)
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To: fungoking

Quit talking about Obama and start pushing for trial for treason. All this talk is useless.


3 posted on 09/07/2018 9:06:29 PM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: fungoking

When it came to race relations, Obama behaved Stupidly.


4 posted on 09/07/2018 9:18:09 PM PDT by lee martell (AT)
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To: fungoking

U gotta post this too: https://babylonbee.com/news/nicolas-cage-grills-kavanaugh-on-whether-any-secret-maps-are-hidden-on-constitution/


5 posted on 09/07/2018 9:31:38 PM PDT by GraceG ("Q is not a Cult, you can safely leave at any time, unlike Islam")
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To: fungoking

What was hilarious was when he started talking about southern democrats defending slavery, Lincoln and republicans ideals found it to be an anathema civil rights were championed by republicans.

I LOL’D!!!

Dude was making the historical and contemporary case for loathing democrats ideals and Republican righteous morality toward their fellow mankind

About 27 mins into the speech
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=66TSD2YiNhg&t=1581s


6 posted on 09/07/2018 9:37:28 PM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZGw2M)
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Explains the goofy OMG face on the goon-faced Halfrican when he met the impressive president-elect.
The dirt Hillary was supposed to sweep under the rug is now in the hands of the man the Halfrican tried to destroy.

"After all we did for her, that lousy Hillary lost. "How’m I gonna get out of the mess I’m in?"
"I know, we’ll invent Russian collusion......lie like crazy.......setup Trump to take the blame.”

7 posted on 09/07/2018 10:17:51 PM PDT by Liz ( Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use. \)
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8 posted on 09/07/2018 10:19:25 PM PDT by Liz ( Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use. \)
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“Obama: It was You”
The Coach’s Team | 8/5/18 | Mike Gallagher
FR Posted by Oldpuppymax

Mike Gallagher, talk radio personality, compiled and wrote the following essay.

It was you who spoke these words at an Islamic dinner -”I am one of you.”
It was you who on ABC News referenced “My Muslim faith.”
It was you who gave $100 million US tax dollars to re-build foreign mosques.
It was you who wrote that in the event of a conflict-”I will stand with the Muslims.”
It was you who assured the Egyptian Foreign Minister that, “I am a Muslim.”
It was you who bowed in submission before the Saudi King.
It was you who sat for 20 years in a Liberation Theology Church condemning Christianity and professing Marxism.
It was you who exempted Muslims from penalties under Obamacare that US citizens have to pay.
It was you who omitted - “endowed by our Creator “ from your recitation of The Declaration Of Independence.
It was you who mocked the Bible and Christ’s Sermon On The Mount while repeatedly referring to the ‘HOLY’ Qur’an.
It was you who traveled the Islamic world denigrating the United States Of America.
It was you who threw support behind the building of the Ground Zero Victory mosque overlooking the crater of the World Trade Center.
It was you who refused to attend the National Prayer Breakfast.
It was you who hastened to host an Islamic prayer breakfast at the White House.
It was you who ordered Georgetown and Notre Dame to shroud all vestiges of Jesus Christ BEFORE you agreed to speak.
It was you who NEVER requested mosques you visited to adjust their decor.
It was you who appointed anti-Christian fanatics to your Czar Corps.
It was you who appointed rabid Islamists to Homeland Security.
It was you who said that NASA’s “foremost mission” was an outreach to Muslim communities.
It was you an Illinois Senator who was the ONLY one to speak in favor of infanticide.
It was you, the first President not to give a Christmas Greeting from the White House.
It was you who hung photos of Chairman Mao on the White House tree.
It was you who curtailed the military tribunals of all Islamic terrorists.
It was you who refused to condemn the Ft. Hood killer as an Islamic terrorist.
It is you who has refused to speak-out concerning the horrific executions of women throughout the Muslim culture.
It was you who submitted Arizona to the UN for investigation of hypothetical human-rights abuses.
It was you who when queried in India refused to acknowledge the true extent of radical global Jihadists.
It was you who profusely praised Islam in a country that is 82% Hindu—victims of numerous Islamic terrorists assaults.
It was you who funneled $900 Million in U.S. taxpayer dollars to Hamas.
It was you who ordered the US Postal Service to honor the MUSLIM holiday with a commemorative stamp.
It was you who directed our UK Embassy to conduct outreach to help “empower” British Muslims.
It was you who funded mandatory Arabic language and culture studies in US grammar schools across our country.
It is you who follows the Muslim custom of not wearing any form of jewelry during Ramadan.
It is you who left for Hawaii over the Christmas season to avoid criticism for NOT participating in White House religious events.
It was you who was uncharacteristically quick to join the chorus of the Muslim Brotherhood to depose Egypt’s Hosni Mubarak.
It was you who remained muted in your non-response to the Brotherhood led slaughter of Egyptian Christians.
It was you who appointed Iranian Valerie Jarrett, a member of the Muslim Sisterhood.
It was you who said this country is not a Christian nation.
It was you who armed ISIS when the troops pulled out.
It was you who said the cost was too high to bring back arms and ammo.


9 posted on 09/07/2018 10:22:46 PM PDT by Liz ( Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use. \)
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That’s just vulgar.


10 posted on 09/07/2018 10:22:51 PM PDT by donna (Corporations are using censorship to destroy President Trump and achieve Globalism.)
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SEPT 2016-— officials from the State, Justice and Treasury departments said Obama’s $1.3 billion to Iran was paid in cash on Jan. 22 and Feb. 5. The money came from a little-known fund administered by the Treasury Department for settling litigation claims. The so-called Judgment Fund is taxpayer money Congress has permanently approved in the event it’s needed, allowing the president to bypass direct congressional approval to make a settlement. The U.S. previously paid out $278 million in Iran-related claims by using the fund in 1991.

Republicans have decried the payments as ransom, a charge that Obama administration has rejected.....a group of Republican senators announced their support for legislation that would bar payments from the Judgment Fund to Iran until Tehran pays the nearly $55.6 billion that U.S. courts have judged that it owes to American victims of Iranian terrorism.


UPDATE H.J.Ansari Zarif, the deputy for parliamentary and Iranian affairs within Iran’s Ministry of Foreign Affairs, said he would expose “everyone who allegedly accepted bribes” to facilitate Obama’s nuke deal with Iran. “... we will reveal which western politicians received monies during nuclear negotiations to make #IranDeal happen,” Mr. Zarif reportedly said.

Aha....the plot thickens. This also explains why Obama blithely handed over billions of tax dollars to Iran. Looks like Obama and his crowd got filthy rich on this deal.

In case you wondered how the Halfrican intended to pay for his billion dollar final resting place dedicated to the Sun God….”Obama’s “presidential center.” NOTE: Obama said no federal funds will be used......just tax dollars with an Iranian postmark.


11 posted on 09/07/2018 10:25:11 PM PDT by Liz ( Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use. \)
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To: fungoking

He should continue to speak loudly and clearly...get the message out.

What did you do for the American public?


12 posted on 09/07/2018 10:30:52 PM PDT by Hypo2
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"And remember when I said, 'If you like your plan, you can keep your plan'?"

13 posted on 09/07/2018 10:35:01 PM PDT by Liz ( Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use. \)
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To: GraceG

Re: 5 - that was funny. Thanks for posting the link.


14 posted on 09/07/2018 10:52:04 PM PDT by El Cid (Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house...)
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To: fungoking

Let’s face it, the man’s brilliant. His 12 year plan to jump start the economy worked perfectly!


15 posted on 09/08/2018 1:45:21 AM PDT by mbrfl (])
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Oops, that’s “10 year plan”. It’s late.


16 posted on 09/08/2018 1:50:30 AM PDT by mbrfl (])
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To: fungoking

convicted felon James Kilgore - Bill Ayers - URBANA - Obama

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-james-kilgore-decision-met-20141113-story.html


17 posted on 09/08/2018 4:25:20 AM PDT by GOPJ (Anonymous & the White House "Shoeless Joe Jackson" cabal need to resign.)
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To: fungoking

I wish President Bush would just tell Obama, “Your President is trying to clean up the mess you made, Obama.”


18 posted on 09/08/2018 5:14:18 AM PDT by richardtavor
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To: fungoking

I suppose Trump should call for a “Beer Summit II” to help smooth over all the divisiveness.


19 posted on 09/08/2018 6:00:26 AM PDT by parmamenian (and so it goes!)
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To: fungoking

This is one of those “too true to be funny” satires. It’s fun to see all the lefties in full denial though - they think “the magic is back”.


20 posted on 09/08/2018 6:51:52 AM PDT by rockrr ( Everything is different now...)
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