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Being very silly | 9/27/2018 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 09/27/2018 5:17:35 AM PDT by Lazamataz

Oh, this is bad for Brett Kavanaugh.

The Senate Judiciary Committee has just received an anonymous account that Kavanaugh did an unspecified thing at an unknown location at a time and date yet to be determined, and that he did it an un-quantifiable number of times. The declaration was signed by 1 to N "X"'s, which represent unnamed and anonymous witnesses. This nebulous and unstated accusation has thrown great uncertainty into his nomination.

Senator Hirohsi (D-HI) stated, "This is just the sort of thing that puts a cloud over Brett Kavanaugh. Do we want Supreme Court Justices that are accused of such heinous and unknowable acts?"

Senator Chuck Schumer (D-NY) angrily said, "Undefined accusations make Kavanaugh an nonviable candidate. I call for an immediate FBI investigation to see if there is any merit to these vague and unformed charges. I demand that Kavanaugh withdraw his candidacy in the meantime."

Senator FineSlime (D-CA) admitted that these undetermined accusations were introduced at a rather late time, in violation of Senate rules, but stated that "There are, literally, an infinite number of additional, accompanying charges that will be coming. Can we afford to look into each one? Withdraw!"

This is a breaking story, no more details will be coming.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: duac; fake; kavanaugh; thecruicible2; witchhunt
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To: Lazamataz

These guys probably tried to hit it;)

http://vikingkitties.blogspot.com/2014/05/spotlight-friday-humblegunner.html


61 posted on 09/27/2018 5:56:57 AM PDT by sodpoodle (Life is prickly - carry tweezers)
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To: IYAS9YAS

oops... I erred: I mis-remembered. It was the neighbor’s kid who was traumatized, not Wilma’s daughter.


62 posted on 09/27/2018 6:00:06 AM PDT by Ken Regis
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To: real saxophonist

new tagline


63 posted on 09/27/2018 6:01:09 AM PDT by real saxophonist (You can play a shoestring if you're sincere. - John Coltrane)
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To: Hostage

Yes,
She Does.


64 posted on 09/27/2018 6:01:24 AM PDT by Big Red Badger (Despised by the Despicable!)
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To: kanawa

Thanks for that informative link.

Now if only some one could “rendition” Soros and his crew...it’s not as if he’s hiding

Termination with extreme prejuidice seems quite reasonable, IMHO


65 posted on 09/27/2018 6:02:51 AM PDT by Covenantor (Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern. " Chesterton)
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To: Lazamataz

The semen demons and the cucks who give them support.


66 posted on 09/27/2018 6:04:42 AM PDT by PGalt
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To: Lazamataz

Did he engage in spirit cooking or vote for a Communist?

Those are no longer “un-American activities”.


67 posted on 09/27/2018 6:06:47 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)
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To: Lazamataz

Nailed it!


68 posted on 09/27/2018 6:07:18 AM PDT by blu (WWG1WGA)
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To: Lazamataz

Hurry turn on CNN so we can get the dirty details!


69 posted on 09/27/2018 6:07:19 AM PDT by 38special (For real, y'all.)
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To: Hostage

Were is Soro$’s hand?


70 posted on 09/27/2018 6:07:21 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Ask Hillary under oath about My Lai and she’ll swear that she has no recollection.


71 posted on 09/27/2018 6:09:34 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)
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To: Lazamataz

Being very silly?

It actually happened......................


72 posted on 09/27/2018 6:09:59 AM PDT by Red Badger (Q............PREPARE FOR 'SKY IS FALLING' WEEK...........................)
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To: Lazamataz

No more details will be forthcoming, you said.

But that won’t stop the MSM from covering this story for 50 minutes of the 1-hour Sunday shows including Chuck Todd, George S, etc.


73 posted on 09/27/2018 6:10:57 AM PDT by NEMDF
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To: Lazamataz

Correction....Upchuck Schumer??!!!

Got one for the Hawaii Senatoress?


74 posted on 09/27/2018 6:14:06 AM PDT by YouGoTexasGirl
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To: Red Badger

It’s getting hard to write satire, any more.


75 posted on 09/27/2018 6:16:15 AM PDT by Lazamataz (On future maps, I suggest we remove the word "California" and substitute "Open-Air Asylum".)
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To: BBB333

>>Good thing Judge Laz A. Mataz is not trying for a higher office!

Can we just ask for a list of wimen he hasn’t hit on?


76 posted on 09/27/2018 6:17:55 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)
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To: Lazamataz

Life imitates art............................


77 posted on 09/27/2018 6:18:54 AM PDT by Red Badger (Q............PREPARE FOR 'SKY IS FALLING' WEEK...........................)
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To: YouGoTexasGirl

Senator Hiroshima....................


78 posted on 09/27/2018 6:19:34 AM PDT by Red Badger (Q............PREPARE FOR 'SKY IS FALLING' WEEK...........................)
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To: Lazamataz

President Donald Trump to all of the Kavenaugh detractors,

"You better put some ice on that!"


79 posted on 09/27/2018 6:20:38 AM PDT by Delta 21 (.....been here this long you actually expect me to read the article....)
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To: Lazamataz

For postmodernist leftards story telling takes the place of objective reasoning and truth as a better way to arrive at social justice, since it is open to multiple points of view and varied interpretations. Narratives are easier to manipulate to meet political ends than are empirical facts. And stories cannot be tested by traditional standards. Instead they should be evaluated by their political effects and how well they advance the political agenda.


80 posted on 09/27/2018 6:25:23 AM PDT by mjp ((pro-{God, reality, reason, egoism, individualism, natural rights, limited government, capitalism}))
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